Legends.

Day 735, 21:43 • Published in USA USA • by Old Man Jenkins67

Dear Modern Drunkard,
I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy has sexual intercourse with a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl sleeps with just two guys in a year, she's a floozy. In response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key...

Your fellow ecitizen (name withheld by request)

OK, we all know this double standard. As a man never speak of it again! Good God man, this will lead them to learn are other secrets.
To boot you got all suave with the lock reference, she will likely never forget. Ever.
Your no legend. Research your game, boy.
Maybe spend some time with Clyde.

The Modern Drunkard