I wrote this article, really

Day 4,911, 00:03 Published in Ireland Ireland by tvandraren

I am Javain, a player from erepublik that is seeking to receive comments from 25 different players. I have been chosen as an ambassador to enlightenment on erepublik and as an act of kindness and respect for the 25 players, I've been given the honor to propose them a riddle. I'll provide the answer to the riddle after the comments are given. So players of erepublik, are you up for a challenge? Do you feel that you can answer this riddle?"
"I can answer this riddle. Tell me the riddle."
"Ah, I see. You insolent fool, are you so enamored by your own arrogance that you believe yourself to be the greatest entity in this entire world?!?"
"I don't know. Is that what this riddle asks? If it is, then yes."
"Ha! I knew it! I knew you were arrogant enough to think yourself the greatest!"
"Do you know the answer?"
"Doh!"
Before you can hit him, he disappears.
"Ah, he teleported away. He's either REALLY arrogant, or really good at hiding it. Let's not waste anymore time and give him a proper answer shall we?"
"I can answer this riddle."
"I knew it! I knew you'd give an insolent answer! He probably can't wait to boast about how he beat you!"
"Ah, I can't wait to see the look on your face now, you little.-"
Another telepathic message from the Emperor.
"Alright, alright, I'll tell him."
"Tell me what?" asks a confused Sini in your head.
"I'm answering your riddle."
The Emperor laughs in your head.
"This should be interesting. Well? Out with it."