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Happy New Year, eFinns!

Day 4,058, 11:22 • Published in Finland Turkey

• by Walpole

Hey guys,

I have just been narrowly elected the best journalist of eTr. LINK

That reminded me my recent articles in your press, as well as you.

I have just wanted to celebrate your new year...

And give you some cheerful presents.

Please remember the following article of jerq before unwrapping my presents. LINK

May you eFinns all have an happy and healthy 2019 in your real lives.

Yet, May your eFinland keep rotting in hell in the entirety of 2019.

So long,
Walpole.

MY GIFTS:

Firstly, a poster with some cast members....

Then, a trailer:

I wish you could achieve liberating 17 pixels of eFinnish map, or at least Aland. That would have been much funnier. 😛

Finally, the main course:

Cheers,
o/

BONUS:

Comments

KaRaBeLa48. Jr Day 4,058, 11:25

pirin gift isterim xd

KaRaBeLa48. Jr Day 4,058, 11:25

pirinç

Walpole Day 4,058, 12:24

Successfully transferred 1000 item(s) to BuNeArkadas.

Ali.Tondar Day 4,058, 11:26

RyzanOrion Day 4,058, 11:26

ikinç

Dr.EsEs Day 4,058, 11:27

Votturdum

Kyaaa Day 4,058, 11:28

mason SMJ Day 4,058, 11:28

yine bilezik gibi geçirmişin reyiz

Walpole Day 4,058, 12:25

amedr42 Day 4,058, 11:31

Walpole yazdığı için önce okumadan bi oyladım. Şimdi de yorum yazıyorum. Sıra makaleyi okumada

Walpole Day 4,058, 12:25

xdxdxdxd

Heketsu Day 4,058, 11:32

Ah, I missed your articles, Whalepole. One point: Demonikuski isn't eFinnish citizen anymore.

zRTx Day 4,058, 12:27

Heck, I don't even remember when Demonikuski was relevant.

Demonikuski Day 4,058, 16:11

I don't know if you meant that as an insult, but I wholeheartedly agree.

The fact that I'm not a relevant person in the eworld or eFinland by any standards makes me all the more happy to see my name in this guy's article once again. It really demonstrates that even if no one else does, at least Walpole still vividly remembers me and the asskicking I gave him some months ago.

Walpole Day 4,058, 22:35

The role of Captain Kevin Darling requires an actor having the qualities of a "village idiot".

I have thought demonikuski is the perfect candidate fitting to the referred specification.

That said, if you have better candidates to offer, please do let me know. 🙂

Walpole Day 4,058, 12:27

Yes, I know, he has chosen to enjoy the comforts of Iranian full bonuses, 35 virtual miles away from the battle front.

The Wolf Ozdag Day 4,058, 11:34

adam finlilere geçirmeden rahat uyuyamıyor xdxd

AlexGrande.PT Day 4,058, 11:36

vvv

Become The Beast Day 4,058, 11:40

Sal

KotuKenanAbi Day 4,058, 11:53

Türkçesini de istiyoruz xd
o7

Walpole Day 4,058, 12:27

Google translate kanki.

KotuKenanAbi Day 4,058, 12:31

Vhagar the Dragon Day 4,058, 12:08

παντα πρωτη

TuuIi Day 4,058, 12:08

Retard xD

Walpole Day 4,058, 12:28

And, I'm Walpole.

Nice to meet you, Retard.😛

Become The Beast Day 4,058, 12:45

ne güzel gülüyor kız, sen niye kızı bozuyon Erkan beg

J211 Day 4,058, 12:53

BTB Kırmızı Aslan görmeden çabuk sil bunu xd

The Wolf Ozdag Day 4,058, 12:55

bu kız diyorsa doğrudur bence taraf değiştirdim

Turkish Aviator Hero Day 4,058, 13:03

Kızın diş teli var, onlar çıkana kadar eFin işgal altında.

Become The Beast Day 4,058, 13:07

değil gırmızı aslan, nasreddin hoca noel baba kılığında gelse dönmem yolumdan. böyle gızları üzen beni bulur karşısında beyler...

Turkish Aviator Hero Day 4,058, 13:11

Lan eDevletimiz de mi ecnebi karılar yüzünden yıkılacak, bela vaziyyatin içina soxum.

Become The Beast Day 4,058, 13:13

bu bağyanın gülüşüne plato yakılır lan. yak yak yak

The Wolf Ozdag Day 4,058, 13:14

yıkacaksa bu yıksın hacı en azından boşa gitmemiş oluruz

God Hates Us All Day 4,059, 00:15

siktin attın xd

The Wolf Ozdag Day 4,058, 13:14

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Haamu Day 4,058, 12:09

Made it to the article. This is an honor.

Walpole Day 4,058, 12:32

Ah, sorry, I did not know you had such an expectation.

In due course of time of such a boring and action-less conflict, all faces and names go fainter and fainter. That is why I tend to remember the first names and faces, I have encountered. That is why you are lucky, or unlucky, this time, I guess.

I just saw heketsu's comment above, and remember him. Totally forgotten of his presidency. xdxdxdxd

Typeous. Day 4,058, 12:11

annamadım ama v.

annamadığım kısmı şu

yav bu finler size ne etti gardaşım?

bizi ne kadar süre silik tuttu bunlar?

Walpole Day 4,058, 12:32

5-6 ay kaliba

Become The Beast Day 4,058, 12:46

Atatürk'e laf ettiler götelekler

Turkish Aviator Hero Day 4,058, 13:04

Abilerini toplayıp bizi silmişler.

TheJuliusCaesar Day 4,058, 12:19

No Jullu no vote 🙁

Matsuuu Day 4,058, 12:54

Jullu on hullu kun pullosta tullu, but still he should have got the honour to be mentioned.

TheJuliusCaesar Day 4,058, 12:59

NOW I GET IT

I am the anonymous "Finn" in the front row.

My modesty wouldn't have let me to have a name in the picture, obviously

Walpole Day 4,058, 13:11

If you ask of my opinion, being an ordinary and anonymous Finn suffering some "extraordinary" and known Finns' stupidity is a far more better thing than the other way around.

Thus, cheer up, and keep staying low. 😉

ULTRAGOTlVA Day 4,058, 13:02

CoronaMortis Day 4,058, 13:07

After several fair warnings nothing else remains but to wish them the best in new year.

James Winter Day 4,058, 13:30

Read Walpole's articles and comments. Then wonder why there's no peace, hmmm... Describes him perfectly: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_complex

Uncle Samu Day 4,058, 13:15

Happy New Year to you too

Walpole Day 4,058, 13:17

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