Join the new world

I always hear women wanting to be "friends first" and see what develops from there.
Well, I'm not the one to do things in a traditional manner, so I say let's be "Enemies first"..

We'll start off arguing, bickering, kicking, screaming and throwing various objects at each other. If we survive that, we'll move into the heavy weapons including automatic rifles, missile launchers, tanks, pistols, IED's, and flame throwers. If by any chance we survive that, then full scale nuclear war will ensue. if, by a miracle, we survive that, then truce talks may begin or terms of surrender will be layed out.

Then peace, rebuilding and finally friends last.