Dear Ajay.

Day 1,034, 18:36 Published in USA USA by Cthulhu..

Dear Ajay,

It was acceptable speaking with you on IRC today. I hope this was the first of many conversations that we have, regarding your future in the eUS. It seems that we can find a pleasing compromise that will be favorable for both of us. For instance, I think that eSouth Africa is too young for you. If it pleases you, maybe we can split eFrance or eMexico? I mean the beaches in eFrance and eMexico are much better than the ones in eSouth Africa.





So, anyway, I will send my limo for you. Don't worry, it's got lots of booze, coke, and hookers for the ride.







No funny business, just two citizens talking about the future of the eWorld, nothing big. I expect to see you for a late dinner this evening.

Sincerely,

Alexander_Auctoritas

-Ajay's future handler



DIO be with you.