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Day 4,509, 22:22 • Published in USA USA • by Roger the Shrubber

Greetings Terrestrials;

it's I, Jimmy Cincinnati. I've returned from the dead to wait out the pandemic.
I'm not going to go political. I just need to socialize. You can skip the article, if that's what your looking for.

So, I logged on and the first thing I see is the stay at home challenge. It never ceases to amaze me; the depts to which Plato will sink for a buck. Plato, you should invest your money in ventilators. I see a niche opening up in that market.

I thought we'd resolved our conflict with the Cro Bros, but can I see that things have not really changed. I'm unsure if we are still being occupied or if this is a new occupation, but it's a little crowded in the eUS.
There really isn't a lot I can do to help, but I can complain just fine. So, I'll stick to what I know.

Well, I thought I'd write novel when I arrived, but I'm now drawing a blank. So, I'll write some more later.

Stay away form crowds and public spaces.
Take care of each other.