[TC][#25] Quarantine Doesn't Stop IT Savior

Day 4,513, 20:36 Published in USA USA by Max Tse Tung




-In a world rife with disease and systemic problems, one person, one man, makes the difference. He is:
IT Savior



Using only the powers of his mind (and a couple dozen reference manuals) He peers deep into your machine, and very carefully dissects the component parts into an exploded view. He can see any angle. He can feel the flow of data. He can run any process forward or backwards! Yes he is our great and powerful IT Savior





For if you have system errors, reduced speeds, or can't create a website, no manner of barbed wire fences, shutdown subway tubes, or roadblocks can stop this absolute IT Chad's sheer force of will and mental capabilities.





Using just the internet itself your system can be miraculously saved by the great and powerful IT Savior!





SIDE NOTE: Vote for Paul. I guarantee his Presidency will be the best.
-Max Planck-