[SR, HR, EN, 21+] Krivo je more (Hot erotic, gangbang edition)

Day 3,318, 15:31 • Published in Serbia Serbia • by Cicci0lina


Oni znaju zakaj nam Rijeka (Istra, Kvarner, Opatija, Pulska Arena, Rovinj sa sve Baškom tablom) toliko znače u ovoj igri. Resurs bez koga se ne može / These guys know why Rijeka (Istria and Kvarner) matter that much to us in this game. It is the region with the ultimate resource 🙂

Dakle, odlučili smo se i ovoga puta pisat latinicom, za koju znamo da nije autentično hrvatsko pismo (to je glagoljica), kako bi nas susjedi razumjeli / So, once again, we have decided to write in our language, but in Latin alphabet, to enable our poorly educated neighbors to understand us. Btw, their authentic alphabet is the precursor to the Cyrillic one, but, you know… it is not our job to educate them.

Dakle, krenimo ovako… Posle iznimnog uspjeha prva Cicci0linina uradka na ovu temu, odlučili smo se snimiti još jedan film, ovoga puta sa više akcije. Masovne scene, nevjerojatni zapleti, emocije i malo vruće erotike. “Ljubav” protiv primitivne mržnje / Let’s begin like this… After the extraordinary success of the first Cicci0lina’s work, we have decided to make another movie, this time with substantially more action. Mass scenes, incredible plots, emotions and a bit of hot eroticism. “Love” (or what we mean by it) defeating primitive hatred.



Mjesto radnje / The setting


Ohrabreni iskustvima JuniorSoprano, mnogi eHrvati odlučili su okušat sreću, a uz to možda i oslobodit koju regiju / Encouraged by the experiences of JuniorSoprano, many Croissants decided to test their luck, and maybe even liberate a region.



Mimohod (парада поноса) eHrvata, koji se spremaju krenuti po oprašivanje kod eksperата za agrotehničke mjere iz firme 4S (ili 4C kako eHrvati često pogrešno čitaju) / A parade of Croissants, rejoicing over the upcoming “pollination” of theirs in Istria and Kvarner RW.



Posle ovog priznanja jednog eHrvata, svima je jasno zašto je nepravda da regija Istra i Kvarner pripada njima / After this statement by a Croissant, you can clearly see why it is unjust that eCroissant-land controls the region of Istria and Kvarner


Ovako se završila / It ended like this



Sto devet, dvaes osam, eHrvate na Q N8 / Just some eSerbian epic poem, no need to translate



No, nema prave erotike bez romantike, a ni romantike bez prave pjesme. Na kraju se zapjevalo, onako, dalmatinski, o moru, barci… / There is no true erotics without romance and no romance without the perfect song. In the aftermath, we were singing an old Dalmatian song about the see, the boat...








Moja zemlja eHrvatska (klikni na sliku za glazbu) / The United Regions of Croissantia (some Croissants singing, that is what you get if you click the image).



Očito Štef više ne igra Erepublik / Obviously, Štef is not playing Erepublik any longer….


Inače, svidelo se eHrvatima ono što se desilo SopranoJunior, te su požurili stati u red da budu oprašivani. O tome više na engleskom OVDJE / Btw, the Croissants liked what happened to SopranoJunior, and therefore decided to rush against Asteria players to their “pollination”. Read more here .

Ako nemate vrijeme da čitate što je tu pisano pitajte Srbe što znači Секси туљан биће љуљан / if you do not care to read it, ask your nearest Serb to translate this to you: Секси туљан биће љуљан - that is the whole point of the article



Комшије (тзв. сусЈеди) су добијали и добијаће и даље од нас… кликни на гиф изнад. Јер ми ширимо љубав, а ове рецке што их пишемо, то је ради чистог рачуна - да нам љубав потраје






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