[PotUS] WhydoIbotherToo First Day

Day 3,548, 18:40 • Published in USA USA • by WhydoIbotherToo


Thank you eMerica for having faith in me to follow the Glorious Equine Emporer, Derphoof. I have no idea how that Pony survived 6 consecutive months as PotUS. He did some pretty cool things while he was on the Iron Throne. I hope I can prove to be at least half as good at this leader thing as he was.

Account accesses and transitions have been handled. All members of my Cabinet are fully operational and are hitting the ground running. They are working out plans for the term. You should expect to see an increase in articles from the various departments along with White House Press Releases throughout the term.

I have brought in a few people to revitalize the Department of Citizen Affairs. Tom Cauchon, Herr Vootsman, Eddie A, and Kodos will do the heavy lifting with Rainy Sunday and Ilene Dover as support if they need backup. Along with our existing programs, which you will be able to read about over the next week, I am rolling out a new program that will be focused on boosting our Citizens Air Ranks. Details of that program will be released on Day 3,550 and it will become active on Day 3,551.

Remember to look at that fancy new National Feed that Plato put on your homepage. My team and I will post information there regularly so keep an eye out for updates about battles, links to Department Newspapers, and other items that you might find interesting.

Vice President for all Eternity Gnilraps will be running a wonderful contest this month. It is all very hush hush, but expect some HiJinks to ensue. He promises me that he is releasing details of his contest within in the next few days so make sure you keep an eye out for it.

To all eMericans, whether you voted for me or one of the other fine options the other day, I am proud to be able to serve you and look forward to a very exciting month. Thank you and Dio Bless the eUS.