[PD4CP] Coalition

Day 4,487, 14:23 Published in USA USA by Max Tse Tung


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With election day quickly approaching there is only one group of people who can bring our eCountry back from the dust-bin of eHistory, that group is clearly the massive coalition and campaign behind Comrade-Candidate PimpDollaz!





That's right friends, E Pluribus Unum, the Socialist Freedom Party, and the Federalist Party have joined forces once again to bring eUSA a government it can be proud of.

A vote for Pimp is a vote for experience, nostalgia, and cooperation and I can assure you this campaign will not disappoint. Pimp will be bringing new programs, communication, and engaging content daily for warfighters and social-butterflies alike. Not only that but Pimp has a comprehensive team of old-f*gs, tanks, and diplomats to ensure eUSA total victory in its international affairs.





Remember a vote for Pimp is a vote against the stagnant status quo and for the revitalization of eUSA.




Vote PimpDollaz for President




MAKE SURE YOU VOTE PIMPDOLLAZ ON THURSDAY!


~Chairman Max Planck~