[Nobel] Information to eRepublik [ENG]

Day 5,529, 06:15 • Published in Sweden Sweden • by Master Lobban Le Rub Klitoris



Hello and welcome! Let me take you for a walk, and i will tell you about what's going on with Nobelkommittén recently and what we currently are doing. This week we have made plenty of progress towards our goal to put impeach the Swedish thieves, zzzingo, Jeppe.s and SuperG. For over 6 years they have been stealing government funds to boost themselves and their friends accounts.

Let me tell you a little story from when we started getting back to the game and actually took part of a few military handouts from the government. Currently we aren't allowed to take part or use government funds, instead the government are paying Swedish citizens 5k cc for every medal they steal from us. Pretty sick right?

Anyway. When we started playing again we got shares from a few handouts from the military, but it was so stupid and distributed towards the elite group of rulers we just decided to scrap it and do our own thing. It was like, here "Not Misho" you get 500k, SuperG you get 300k, Zingo, 300k, Jeppe 200k, and you Lobban get 10k because you are not so strong, and you Persej dont get anything because you are in D2. After a few heated arguments they decided to change the policy to actually give players in lower divisions money as well, but ONLY if Sweden won that round.

Members of the government tried to scam us to get us working for them, giving us high salaries (4000+) to start with, then after a few days lowering it to 2000cc. I believe the argument was "but with 2000 pay, i will allow you to work multiple times a day so you earn more". That guy is the current minister of education in Sweden.


Jeppe.S, the current thief in charge of Sweden. Hold in place by Persej Fyromski and Master Lobban Le Rub Klitoris

So we decided that we needed a change. This corrupt system and government needs to go. And since then we have actively been fighting against the interest of the ruling thieves.

So far we have:
Kicked out Albania
Defended Greece against Swedish airstrike.
Closed TWs with Ireland, Norway and Lithuania.

And more will come. We can smell the revolution.


Nobelkommitténs strong and brave warriors in D4, Mikazuki Munechika & Thug Mario ready to start haboob and bring mayhem. Dio Brando in our heart.

Bonus image, from a supposed "training war" with USA.

We have a strong spirit, and a very fun experience playing eRepublik. Since we started we have watched the brave spanish communists fight a similar war against their government. We have admired their articles and their guerilla tactics. And they won their battle, with great success. Spain is now a free country ruled by people actually interested in the game and their community.

As rumours spread (mainly thanks to Persej Fyromskis top international articles) more people have heard about our current ongoing fight against the Swedish government and decided to come here, have fun with us and help us stabilise our country.


Nobelkommitten and FPeR/PCeE met in Stockholm recently, many thanks to specially Noah Ackermann and Baron Alzir for helping out.

As for now we will continue our fight, and make the Swedish thieves pay for their sins. They have been ruling for longer than most IRL leaders in the world. Its time to retire.


Wolf Heinrich von Helldorf and Kevin Bartholomew arresting the government trainee, FairlyOrange.

Thanks for reading.
Master Lobban Le Rub Klitoris