[Nerf4CP / Président] Introducing the Cabinet
NerfMinions
English
Ladies and gentlemen, the time has finally come. The meme that was originally the #Nerf4CP campaign has become reality. I am making a serious run for CP! Luckily for the good citizens of Canada, I have a competent team to back me up. Each and every single one of these people has been sent a politely-worded message to ask for their support in the Nerf4CP cabinet.
Exalted Druid will serve as Prime Minister. His several years of experience, and service to Canadian politics, will ensure a smooth transition from one CP to another.
Thedillpickl will serve as Minister of Foreign Affairs. Dill has served as MoFA for several months now and his experience will prove to be invaluable to our campaign.
Lawkee will serve as Minister of Defense. He has provided invaluable input and commentary in the Cabinet, and I can only hope that he will continue to do so for the upcoming month.
Mann551 will serve as the Governor. I'm not quite sure what a Governor does, but if my past experiences in Congress and the Cabinet tell me anything, it's that Mann will do a good job regardless of what he's tasked with.
Chopp dks will serve as Minister of Education. He is knowledgeable enough to teach new eCanadians while also teaching me how to actually run a country.
Over the next few days, as the election results arrive, this cabinet will be finalized. In the interest of efficiency and productivity, there are many other people who will be working behind the scenes to ensure that the Government runs smoothly and successfully. I will be in touch with them shortly.
Furthermore, I would like to encourage participation and involvement among all Canadians. Therefore, representatives from other parties, including the Party of Opprobium, CORE, and Canadiens Francophones will be invited to sit on the cabinet should they accept. This government shall make a noble effort to be bilingual off of my limited French-language skills.
A platform with our goals for the upcoming month, as well as some of the core tenets I plan to run on, will be published in the next day or two. Thank you!
This article may be updated as necessary.
Français
Mesdames et messieurs, bienvenue a la campaigne de Nerf4Président! J'espère d'être votre prochaine Président du pays, en collaboration avec un groupe des eCanadiens intelligent et actif. Voici notre Conseil des ministres pour la prochaine mois:
Exalted Druid serait la Premier Minister. Il est un individuel qualifiée avec plusieur années d'experience en les politiques Canadienne.
Thedillpickl va servir comme la Ministre des Affaires Globale. Dill a servi comme Ministre des Affaires Globale pour plusieur mois déja et son experience dans cet position est très précieux.
Lawkee serait la Ministre du Défense. Ses suggestions et commentaires pour la Conseil des ministres ont été très utile durant les dernier quelques mois, et j'éspere qu'il va continuer a nous aider pour la prochaine mois.
Mann551 est la nouvel Gouverneur. Je ne sais pas ce qu'un Gouverneur fait, mais je suis confidente que Mann serait très bien en cette role, peu importe ce que c'est.
Chopps dks va servir comme la nouvelle Ministre d'Education. Il serait en charge d'éduquer les nouvels Canadiens a propos de la jeu, et aussi moi, a propos de comment diriger un pays.
Pour encourager de la participation de tous les Canadiens, au cours de la prochaine semaine, je vais aussi inviter des autres individuels a la Conseil des ministres, pour representer tous les parti politiques autours de la pays. Les representatives du Parti de l'Opprobium, CORE, et les Canadiens Francophones serait invitée pour diversifier la Conseil.
Mon government va faire un effort d'etre bilingue, mais je suis désole pour mon manque risible des compétences en français.
Un autre article avec mes buts pour la prochaine mois va être publiée a un moment au cours de les deux prochaine jours. Merci de votre attention!
L'information presentée en cet article est sujet a les changements.
Comments
Best of luck bud o7
No TemujinBC?
NO VOTE
PS Can I be Court Jester?
Court Jester and Minister of Butts. Our government appreciates quality humour and quality butts. You will be a welcome addition to the cabinet 🙂
Vote NerfMinions for quality humour and quality butts!
+1 for quality butts
Our government appreciates quality humour and quality butts but we'll take what we can get.
^Fixed it for you.
No ministry of ambivalence? Rookie mistake. Do you even shave yet?
Sadly only his scrotum requires shaving.
Sorry... we were having some mixed feelings and thoughts about it.
Hola mis amigos,
¡Sí! El gobierno de Nerf será bilingüe.
¡NerfMinions para presidente!
By the way... ^JOKE^
Less of a joke than you think. Waves of migrants from south of the US border are eying Canada for its social policies and programs. I would not be surprised to see Spanish as prevalent as English and French within the next few years.
good luck
bravo
happy to see a campaign article!
Best of luck in your endeavours.
Good luck
Okk
solid crew , best of luck
Its awesome to have such a great and powerful support group backing you. I would readily support each one on this list. Each one has been very helpful and supportive to me.
I am extremely grateful for all the help although not too sure how to show it but I'm trying.
If they support you for this venture I'm all in.