[Fed] More Butter!! More Guns!!
Day 5,541, 14:07
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by Tyler Bubblar
It’s been a while since my last article. For the last several years I have been leaning very heavily into going back to school in order to pursue a career change. In game I have primarily focused on handing out goodies to other Federalists via No Fed Left Behind. This is a program that has been around off and on for close to a decade. It has been tweaked many times over the years. Today I am announcing another tweak to the program.
Currently I post daily on the Fed Party wall for people to request a supply drop. Requests for supply are filled as follows: everyone gets 100 Q5 food, and those with more than 200k strength get 15 tanks. Going forward everyone will get 150 Q5 food on request. However, the big change is regarding tanks. For every 50k strength the requester has I will send them a supply drop of 5 tanks. For clarity:
50k strength = 5 tanks
100k strength = 10 tanks
150k strength = 15 tanks
200k strength = 20 tanks
250k strength = 25 tanks
300k strength =30 tanks
350k strength =35 tanks
Etc. Etc. Hopefully this is clear and easy to understand. I will not cap this graduating scale. If you get to 400k strength and beyond congratulations you are a monster and will be given the appropriate number of tanks to wreak destruction on the battlefield.
It was decided to make these changes for several reasons. Firstly, Fed Leadership was on board when the subject was broached a few months ago. My apologies for the delay in making the announcement. Secondly, this is a more equitable program for everyone. Thirdly there are very few high strength accounts left that are not Division 4. Strength below 200k can and often does push walls in the lower divisions. It is only fair that accounts who fit this category should be given support to do so for the good of the eUSA and our allies. Lastly the Federalist Party takes care of its people and this is just another way to do that. We are upping your daily dose of Guns and Butter! Happy pew pewing!
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First for upping the guns and butter!
Nice.
Tyler, wooooooooooooooooo!
Awesome
I really like seeing this scale-based method. It's hard if you are not high strength to chase the threshold sometimes even if you have max training facilities and train every day. After all, you can only earn 32,850 strength per year in this game. I know myself prior to my hiatus a couple years ago I was lazy with training because I never saw myself a tank which was a gross mistake and have paid for it every since. But since my return I have trained with full facilities but still lag behind year over year. Yet sometimes I find battles where the air battle is stable yet the ground is not and would rather dump whatever damage I have to offer there boss tank or not to help contribute. This method helps make every ounce of damage count. Proud and horny! o7
I know that feeling I took a year and a half off back in 2017. Had I at least strength trained I'd have more than 70k additional strength. It's frustrating but it is what it is.
Preach brother, indeed, indeed. Our shoulda, woulda, coulda. p/h on!
Question: What if I want to rub the butter on my guns?
No one would judge you.
Well, that's a lie. People being what they are, some would judge. But you do you.
Fly that freak flag however you want!
I mean you gotta use something for gun oil right?
Good work Feds!
P/H!
Congrats.
But perhaps it is more appropriate to have this program in a Military Unit. Or at least you use bread instead of guns, it suits more to a party.
Or maybe don't shout about it like that... 🙂 🙂 🙂
Por que no los dos?
Păi nu prea știu ce naiba să facem amândoi... E vreo invitație la cârciumă chestia asta sau altceva? Că nu înțeleg...
Noyce!
Good to see the proactive change to existing programs, not just a,
well this is how it started so this is how it stays mentality.
Usually P/ Always H
P/H!
Voted for resurrecting old dead stuff.
and believe me, brother, I know old dead stuff.
I'm assuming this is a thing for Feds, right?
does it work for noob Feds?
I expect to be doing some Noob Outreach, ya know, player retention on the front end..
It is available to all. So yes definitely noobs.
I should clarify all Feds. I did a national equivalent a few years ago and it proved too expensive to sustain.
all these outreach programs are about player, or member, retention..
I'm pretty sure if I send new players your way they'll find themselves in a good MU and Party and get engaged..
Thank you
For making America great again
The modified program is very nice. Thanks Tyler Bubblar.
Proud and Horny!
o7
FIST
you're the best Tyler