Your Wang Was Gloved, America

Day 1,721, 09:45 • Published in USA USA • by GloveisLove
My Fellow Americans,

I’m back.



I dedicate this victory to my beloved e-wife, FlorenciaC, whom I miss dearly.

And to all of those who supported me over the course of these last few months, I truly appreciate everything you have done for me.

I know many of you have concerns about a Glove presidency, but I hope by the time my term is over you will realize that your concerns were without merit. As always, if you have any question feel free to pm me, while I may be a lot more busy now, I will find time to respond to every pm.

Here’s my cabinet, you’ll notice some familiar faces and probably a lot of people you agree with and people you don’t agree with, its really a diverse group. I don’t even like some of the people on it, but to be frank, that does not matter, I chose people who I know will get work done and are deserving of a position. However, it’s still being changed because it seems the old government is willing to help (which I did not expect), which I am thankful for and am open to because we’re all on the same team and we all benefit if we put down the knives and hop on our Q7 tanks and kill all invaders.

Potus-Glove
VP-Joseph Dinero
Secretary of Education - Dr Luis Sentieiro
DoI- Molly Emma
SoD-Gnilraps
DSoD-TTio9
DSoD-BrandonJ
Representative to Terra-Aeriala
NSC director-Hisairness
DNSC-John Jay
DNSC-Sugarfree
SoM- Aeroner
Official White House Madam-Bia Pandora
Official White House Pole Dancer-Dumb Emma
SoS-Candice Michelle
CoS-Chickensguys
DCoS-Arrden
AA-Soil3d
Secretary of Recruitment-Richard Nixon II
Administrator of Tits-Dinossauro
SoT-Marlborakis
Sec Int MU-Sideswipe
Pony Express-Jesse Anthony Medrano
Ambassador Coordinator-Clorofila
MoW-Bacon Empire

Advisers-Oblige, A^2, Inwegen, John Largo, Ghost Killah, Chew-Chew-Smoe, George Griffin



Anyways, I have already begun working on things, and I am proposing a cessation of hostilities with Canada and eventually returning to Bro-status. There may be some slight editing that needs to be done and this still needs to be approved by Canada and our Congress, but seeing as Israel Stevens kindly leaked it while it was still in discussion, I might as well show you all that both my government and Canada’s government is sincere about ending the war. Canada has already pledged to end the war with our new government. All that is really left is for our Congress to end a useless war & resign MPPs so we can do more important things. It was a war of egos, nothing more.


Signed,

President Glove


Edit: Alfred Ball wants to lick your toes BeachBunny.