Your masks Gentlemen:) Some facts about communist party
Day 398, 16:59
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by Smirnoff
This article is written by Mossad.
Your masks Gentlemen
🙂
Some facts about communist party
1. 80000 Rubles Affair:
I will not write about communists who stole 80,000 Rubles from our state budget. You can find out about this theft in our magazine.
2. "True" democracy:
Our "good fellows,commies," wanted to show us how true democracy tastes and invited opposition members (FRP and BCP) to take part in the internal CPSU government elections. As we expected the elections were conducted on the communists' forum. However, when we registered and VOTED for our candidates, we got this:"Capitalist filth and destructive dregs are taking over our government from the inside. Something needs to be done, I [Mombassa] won't accept a foreign capitalist on the Commissar of Foreign Affairs post and neither on the Commissar of Defence [sic] post. Both these posts are threatened to be over-taken by non-party members.I suggest that all non-party members should be immedietly [sic] forbidden to run for government positions. A one-party-state is needed to run things correctly and fair." Mombassa
Well guys what have you thought when you invited all of us to vote? That we will vote for some f*d commies? or what?
3. The Fear:
I knew that commies know about our new growing power but the next post was too much even for me.
Here is a little conversation between commies:
"COMRADES!
We nee to immedietly [sic] empty the state treasury and transfer it to the commune accounts. FRP has got 55 members [actually, we have 70 members now and FRP is the biggest party in Russia] and could threaten our congress majority and the president seat.
We can't take any risks! This has to be done very soon!" Mombassa, Commissar of Defense
Reply of user BotherMe to Mombassa :
"Me agrees."
An interesting question from Jari Tuominen:
" I'd like to find out why their membership is increasing so quickly. Did BCP and FRP combine? Or are they just recruiting more members?"
Genial answer of Mombassa:
"Maybe they're Iranians."
So... My “Iranian” friends, rise against soviet boors. Our time has come. Do not let your country be ruled by a bunch of emulated idiots.
Mossad
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Comments
*sighs* Well I guess its good, a bit biased and lacking another side for my taste, but hey, nether party listens to me, I guess im to moderate for ya`ll lol
I like the fact that this article has 7 votes already... Watch out for the multi police.
Very biased article, but totally in class with most FRP crap. Thank you for sharing. I can't be bothered answering this sh!t, you know perfectly well that ctravis cheated. You also know that the 80000 RUB went to wages, and not to some private pockets, which will be the case if you take over.
grrrr.... bad commune, there are decent FRP articles, and CPSU can also pull Biased crap from its ass
You should notice that those quotes were suggestions, not orders, which means that our Party openly discusses these things before taking an action. Your article is completely useless because:
1) We still allow non-CPSU citizens to participate in our elections
2) We have not raided the state treasury
Yes we took 80,000 RUB, but that money goes to public companies, not to individual pockets.
Yes, bad commune owner, don't you know to post on your own account!
Опа! Комми вытак и не ответили про Сильвию Сейнт, так что кпсс должны самозабаниться
We have your back
To Dun
It was not a discussion and you know it😁) Thanks God you have not raided. Even to think about such affairs can be count as crime😁)
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Даешь коммунизм в Южной Кореи!!!!!
За что корейцам такое несчастье?
Я повторюсь, но Луна - самое оптимальное место для строительства коммунизма. Осталось только скинуться на билет... в один конец.
I see...so any comment would represent action that would be taken if it is post in the forum...Ah..I get it..your brain is just too weak to understand that Mombassa's comment is open to discussion in the thread, and as far as I know, his opinion is not formally accepted by the party.
Drink more milk pal...It is good to increase your brain capacity. before it is too late
It's not about you can register or not mate...the points is Mombassa's word about emptying the treasury is his own opinion and he ask every one's acceptance. Apparently there is just a little response for his opinion. So it is formally rejected.
You should drink more milk too Czar_maks...so your brain doesn't order you to type bad words again...
pharaoh revival чмоки милый)
Бля, мне иногда кажется они не играют в совка, а именно и есть совки🙁(((
BALZ
An interesting question from Jari Tuominen:
" I'd like to find out why their membership is increasing so quickly. Did BCP and FRP combine? Or are they just recruiting more members?"
Smirnoff, didnt I come to you with the intent of writing a story on this? First and foremost, I am a writer. BCP and FRP combining to try to defeat the CPSU would be a big story. But apparently, as you told me, it didnt happen. So i scratched that idea.
Lol wow since when did Mombassa's opinions become the decisions for our party? 90% of what comes out Mombassa's mouth is rejected by the party and is not taken action by the President. We have not (and will not) empty the treasury and we have not limited access the FRP to our elections. If you go on our main forum which you can sign up for free you can find the link to register to vote at another forum for Commisar positions.
Please leave the trolling at a minimum Mossad. You only fan the flames against us using faulty information making it seem legitimate, hoping that your zealous followers blindly listen to everything you post.
heh, you give too much credit to Mombassa, he is a member of the party like anyone else, his word, is not the law. Even manifesto cannot do that, no-one can made a decision alone.
Grimbold, Is that so? 😉
Party: Communist Party - Soviet Union
Orientation: Far-left, Totalitarian
Time to change orientation maybe, or even party name? Hahahaha, I'm sorry, just couldn't hold it.
I'm honoured to be considered as such an important and powerful person, however as my fellow comrades within the CPSU say; we're born and live under the laws of democracy which I'm forced to follow as everyone else. Sometimes sadly but for the most good.
a simple solution to solve the banned users problem:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/to-dear-admin-here-is-a-suggestion-about-banned-users-713134/1
Bai Ji-shin Chang,
Are you so enamoured with names? Why is it so hard for you to see the difference between names and reality? If we called ourselves the Happy Icrecream Tree Party would you turn up with a spoon and climbing gear?
As for the totalitarian description, maybe we should change it. I don't know why its totalitarian. Anyone can visit our forum and see that we are completely democratic. Why don't you just stop pretending to be a democrat and come out and say you just want capitlism. You're not convincing anyone with you semantic hangup.