Your daily laugh ! vol. 5

Day 1,559, 12:51 • Published in Estonia Romania • by Maasikas

Your daily jokes !

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
Mari ja Juku vaatavad pornofilmi ning Jukul läheb kõvaks. Mari kohe aru pärima: "Juku, mis see on?"- näidates noku peale, Jukul muidugi "tähtis töö" pooleli ja vastab Marile kiiruga "See on toonekurg". Maril aga igav ja jälle pärima "Juku, aga mis see on?"- munade kohta. Juku: "Ah, need on toonekure munad". Marit huvitab ikka veel see asi ja küsib Jukult: "Juku, aga no mis see on?" - karvade kohta. Juku ei lase end mari rumalatest küsimustest häirida ja ühmab vastuseks: "See on toonekure pesa, jäta mind ometi rahule!!!" Järgmisel päeval ärkab Juku haiglas, silmist lööb lausa tuld välja. Vot nii valus on meheuhkus. Silmates Marit, Juku küsib: "Mari, mis minuga küll juhtus?" Mari: "Juku tead, ma mängisin sinu toonekurega, kuid su toonekurg sülitas mulle näkku!!! Ma sain väga vihaseks ja keerasin toonekure kaela kahekorra, peksin munad puruks ning panin pesa põlema!"
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