Your Daily Laugh ! vol.2
Day 1,555, 03:22
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Published in Estonia 
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by Maasikas
Your Daily laugh, enjoy.
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex."
Midagi Eesti poistele.
Pöialpoisid mõtlevad et pole ikka veel Lumivalgukest paljalt näind kuigi juba tükk aega koos elatud. Lähevadki siis õhtul Lumivalgukese akna taha ja ronivad üksteise kukile nii et 7-es näeb teise korruse aknast kus asub Lumivalgukese tuba sisse. "Ta võtab särgi ära", ütleb kõige ülemine ja nii ütlevad kõik seda edasi kuni alumiseni välja. "Ta võtab rinnahoidja ära", ütleb ülemine ja nii jälle teatatakse sellest alla välja. Lumivalguke aga kuuleb akna taga krabinat ja läheb vaatama. Ülemine pöialpoiss siis: "Tuleb" ja teise
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex."
Midagi Eesti poistele.
Pöialpoisid mõtlevad et pole ikka veel Lumivalgukest paljalt näind kuigi juba tükk aega koos elatud. Lähevadki siis õhtul Lumivalgukese akna taha ja ronivad üksteise kukile nii et 7-es näeb teise korruse aknast kus asub Lumivalgukese tuba sisse. "Ta võtab särgi ära", ütleb kõige ülemine ja nii ütlevad kõik seda edasi kuni alumiseni välja. "Ta võtab rinnahoidja ära", ütleb ülemine ja nii jälle teatatakse sellest alla välja. Lumivalguke aga kuuleb akna taga krabinat ja läheb vaatama. Ülemine pöialpoiss siis: "Tuleb" ja teise
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