When we don't play as a team, we all lose - Seren for WTP PP

Day 3,190, 20:55 • Published in USA USA • by Serendipitous

I'm gonna be quite frank, I don't really give a shit about this game. I didn't even think I really cared about the WTP, the party I signed up to run for party president as thinking I was signing up for Congress because goddamn, why not relive my glory days before I go grab six feet of parachute cord and a folding chair from the nearest Home Depot after succumbing to my alcoholism? But you know what? Let's try something new.



Even the small modicum of fuck that I have is a little disappointed in the complete lack of engagement from people ostensibly running to be party president. With that in mind, I'm announcing my intention to run for WTP PP, not because I want to, but because why the hell not? Isn't this what America is all about? If I wrote an article, if I sent it out, I must be at least a little bit more interested in the job than anyone else. Sure, maybe I didn't follow traditional procedure, but what does that even mean?

Party Platform

1. Let's have a good-ass time guys. You wanna play steam games, dick around on irc, message me dirty jokes, I'm down goddamn it. You know where to find me.

2. Maybe we'll get some Congressmen. Maybe we won't. We have a dictatorship anyway, it doesn't really matter. Either way, I promise I'll talk to you folks about something.

3. I'll drink with you on the Internet. I'm a raging, but functioning alcoholic right now. I have no job, and even less pride. I'll balance three plates on the tip of my schlong if it amuses you.


I don't have the answers, but at least someone is asking the questions.

That's all I got fam, vote for me here tomorrow: https://www.erepublik.com/en/party/we-the-people-19/1