What is a Cabinet, and how can I get involved?
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by Timeoin
Hello eAustralia.
As promised a few days ago, in my last article, I have comprised a list of Cabinet members.
These people will help me being eAustralia forward into the bright future that it deserves. Each of these people has been carefully selected, and represent people across many different parties. Even former "enemies" of mine, DocterDry and TJ Norton have been included, because I want to help our country move forward into greatness.
Without further ado, here is my cabinet...
Prime Minister:
Timeoin (Aka me)
Deputy Prime Minister:
Binda33.
Chiefs of Staff - Garven Dreis and Schoft
Minister of Finance - Venja
dMinister of Finance - Arfman
Minister of Foreign Affairs - Tim Holtz
dMinister of Foreign Affairs - Super Chris
Minister of Public Relations - Crowded House (aka Mr Crumpets)
dMiniser of Public Relations - Viado Celtru
Minister of National Security - Wally Wilson
dMinister of National Security - guagature
Minister of Defence - Hodds
dMinister of Defence - Michael Windsor
Minister for Immigration - Mark Brennan
Minister of Cabinet Morale - Hookerbunny
DocterDry - Minister of Admin Relations
Minister of Education - AgeofSpace
dMinister of Education - Lord Ferrum
TJ Norton - Senate Liason
General Interns - Lailai621 & Wazzatron
Most of these positions are fairly straight-forward.
The people listed are clearly the best people for the job, as you can see by their being named here. The only position that really needs any explaining is the General Interns. Both of these people will be members of my cabinet, and will function generally as deputies across the various departments, helping out in ways that need doing on a temporary basis. (I.e. one week, defence might need more staff, so they will help there for a week).
So - congratulations to everyone named here! You have now been included in the cabinet for the next month. (And this is your notice of such).
Lets do this people. EAustralia for EAustralians! o7
~Timeoin
p.s. A late inclusion into the list is Infin. He shall be appointed as Ambassador to eMalaysia and ePhilippines, since word has it he is in constant communication with them
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Timeoin for CP!
lol
who is this Timeoin guy? He seems pretty cool
Omg - is that Darth Spader? 😛
Congrats...
I wanted to work with my good friend DocterDry, now I have to be with a commie 🙁
@Timeoin, Yes I'm the real Darth Spader. You should be honoured that im commenting on your article 😛
I am indeed honoured! o7
Tell Tim Holtz I say hi
G'Day Paul! I shall do so 😃
eMalaysia.... umm no.
voted and subscribed
🙂
hey Paul Proteus
Timeoin for CP!!!!
some good people there, but....
....NEEDS MOAR COMMIES!
Minister for Revolutionary Stuff: Chris Carnage \o/
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I'm not voting for him, I just hope someone intelligent runs against him.
There's a couple of problems that you may (or may not) have overlooked.
1. I am not in the Senate any more to be a liaison, nor does it appear at this stage that I will likely return for the time being due to the political and security instability of the country.
2. While it may sound good having a "Senate Liaison", it:
a) conflicts with several previous statements you have made in political debates that the Executive has no right to interfere with the Senate but this now is a complete backflip and makes it unbelievable; and
b) having a "Senate Liaison" makes that person the Prime Minister's 'man' in the Senate. The convention is that the PM's party takes the lead on administration policies and this is borderline inappropriate. If elected back to the Senate, I would be representing your political opposition so I obviously couldn't support you en banc.
3. An Executive Branch, however configured for better or for worse, needs to have confidence in that team and be able to work together. It's on extensive record why, not so much re. you but in the case of other individuals listed, would make a working relationship and system of public trust completely untenable to serve with that team.
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As per the above reasons/issues, it makes it difficult to put this is a 'good will' gesture as it's - for the lack of a better term - nuts and has no goal of success. On that basis, it's more likely that this was employing the old political strategy of "see how bipartisan and open-armed I am".
I wish you well in your race but surely it's obvious that I have to decline, even if it's only a formality to say so.
Cheers
As for "Minister of Cabinet Morale - Hookerbunny". I'll give you two lulz - one for the position and one for the aspirant LOL x2
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TJ ... you are the Senate Liason office because you showed last month that you were clearly so good at making the Senate love you 😉
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Nice of you to say so but it's a different Senate now. Then again, it changes hands all the time. GL..
If it helps, I'll make you state secretary instead 😉
Can I be secretary? Nah, I don't really want to work for such an idiot...
~ Agent K