THE X-FILES / ISSUE 06
Hadrian X
SECTIONS
I. INTERVIEW/ILLUSIONARY AVENGER – Interview with PotUS Yui MHCP001
II. FEATURE/THE POWER LIST – Part 3: #6-10
III. THIRD BASE (aka THE HOT CORNER) – Three words…. Sexy. Boba. Fett. Check it. That was five words. Whatever.
IV. EDITOR’S NOTES
I. ILLUSIONARY AVENGER
By Hadrian X
Two term PotUS Yui MHCP001 graciously tells us how to win a resource war. Take notes.
Hadrian X: First, congratulations on your reelection. How’s this term going for you Yui? What have you accomplished so far in your second term in office? Do you plan to run for a third term?'
Yui MHCP001: Term's fine, I suppose. It's going into its 3rd trimester, and the development seems to be healthy, at least according to the doctors.
We've gotten Latvia some of its regions back, and we've also helped get FYROM and Bulgaria almost entirely out of South America, which is nice. I don't know about a 3rd term
HX: What is your favorite song to sing at Karaoke and when is the last time you sang it? Was any twerking involved?
Yui: I don't normally do Karaoke, but when I do it's on Second Life. I've been singing it out to Hamilton, which I'm totally obsessed with. And lets be real, who DOESNT twerk to Hamilton?
HX: What do you say to critics of your first term who said you did not put in the effort you could and should have?
Yui: I hope you somehow survive a huge car crash yet somehow die in a small fender bender.
😃(totally joking)
HX: If you and Tenshibo both went to EDC, who do you think would have more fun and why?
Yui: Probably Tenshibo, since he knows how to get lit, while I'd just be sitting there wondering wtf to do. Although knowing Tenshibo he'd get me lit real good, especially with Cocaine, the safest drug out there.
😃
HX: I was dead at the time, so I have no Earthly idea if it’s true or not, but I heard you won all kinds of shit and basically tore the world a new a-hole in something called the “Resource Wars”. What is that and how and why did you kick so much ass?
Yui: It was my personal hell. I managed most of our resources we went for, and we were more successful than not in them. I put in countless hours into it, and basically killed everything else in my life to do it.
🙂
HX: What is your least favorite type of medieval plague or disease and why?
Yui: Black Plague. Everyone knows White Plague is so much better.
HX: As one who has never, and likely never will be POTUS, let me live vicariously through you. What does being POTUS entail? What do you do as POTUS? What are all the fun things you get to do? What are a few of the cool, sekrit things that outsiders don’t really know about?
Yui: When you're PotUS, you must kill any emotions you have, and be a cruel yet fair ruler. Tell your critics to fuck off, while taking all the credit for what your cabinet does. You also are the secret shadow president of all of our ally nations, which is nice.
HX: Who is in your crew? – officially dubbed the “Yui Crewi” Who is the funniest member of said crew? Who is the ugliest (avatar wise)?
Yui: I don't really have a crew anymore. It was Tenshibo and Derphoof, but as many know that fell through. No hard feelings to Tenshibo though, if he's chill I'm chill. Tenshibo's really hilarious though, and idk what Derphoof's character is from, so it's ugly af.
HX: So according to your VP Resoula, Russia is kinda being a dick. What’s that about and what are you going to do about it (i.e. them not being cool allies ‘n stuff)?
Yui: No comment.
HX: What will you be doing 10 minutes after you’re done with this interview?
Yui: I'm in Champion Select for Ranked League of Legends. Recently got to Platinum, which means I'm in the Top 9% of League players now, wooo!
HX: Since this interview is part of our series on eUS power players, of which you have been selected, I wanted to ask what is power? And, in your opinion, who in the eUS has it?
Yui: Power is the % chance of when you tell someone to do something, that they'll do it. Clearly Inwegen has the most power at 200%.
HX: You were recently re-elected to your second term as President of the United States. Congratulations by the way. But enough of that. More importantly, you are singularly responsible for the title of this particular "news" publication -- The X-Files. Can you explain the rush of pride and pure joy you feel upon seeing the title you suggested, emblazoned on the cover of this prestigious periodical?
Yui: You literally owe all your success to me.
Thanks for all my success Yui!
II. THE HOT LIST – Part 3: #6-10
Who are the most powerful and influential citizens in the eUS? We took a completely unscientific poll to find out.
To see the methodology and players ranked #16-20, click HERE. Players #11-15 are HERE.
To see the full POWER LIST, click HERE.
For Rankings #6-10 of THE X-FILES 1ST POWER LIST, read on:
#10 Israel Stevens
What is your current title and what do you do?
Israel Stevens: I am a nobody, and I do nothing. (Although I was President a few months ago)
What other positions have you held and what would you consider your proudest accomplishments?
Israel: Ugh. I've done like everything. I've been here too long. My favorite was always being Chief of Staff to various Presidents. Along with that, my proudest accomplishment is my work with AMP, despite where the party stands now.
If you could do any one thing to make the eUSA better, what would it be and why?
Israel: Bring back more people. Self-explanatory.
What others say about Israel Stevens:
#9 Resoula
What is your current title and what do you do?
Resoula: On a national level I am the current Vice President and Co-Secretary of State of eUSA. On the party level I am the Party President and media director of The Black Sheep Party.I do whatever the hell I want, whenever the hell I want. That's the exact job description I got Yui to give me.
What other positions have you held and what would you consider your proudest accomplishments?
Resoula: Check my profile page for my positions held, there's too much to list here. My proudest accomplishments would be...
1. When I worked closely with TDK in a successful repulsion of the triple invasion from Bulgaria, FYROM, and Chile.
2. The end result of the Resource Wars, in which I had played the role of manging battles, COs, and the insane amount of TWs we had.
3. Every PP term I serve. The Black Sheep are my closest friends in this game and every term they elect me to PP is one of the greatest things this game can provide me.
4. Making a mini-eRep meme out of a gastrointestinal disease. (Salmonella)
If you could do any one thing to make the eUSA better, what would it be and why?
Resoula: I'd stop the in-fighting. I'd get us all to just get along. So that the next time we face a threat I don't have to listen to bickering about tax rates and can see a united people ready to give the war everything they've got. eMericans just can't get along for the most part, and it sucks. It's a stake driven through the center of our community and its one we need to get rid of.
What others say about Resoula:
#8 Tyler Bubblar
What is your current title and what do you do?
Tyler Bubblar: I may currently hold the Director of Lazy Douches post in the Federalist Party I am not certain. I would not call myself retired, but I am not actively involved in anything of substance other than Co-host of eNPR at present.
What other positions have you held and what would you consider your proudest accomplishments?
Tyler: I have been President of the eUSA 4 times now, Federalist Party President 6 times, Speaker 3 times, SoS once (Deputy a dew times), CoS twice, VP 4 times, NSC Co-director twice, Secretary of Homeland Security 6 times, CO of the now mostly defunct SHIELD MU, and SecMed/Secretary of DoCA once each. There are other Party posts I have held within the Federalist Party. My proudest accomplishment is a tie between helping to finally break and keep down the Ajay Bruno led PTO, and helping the Federalist Party weather a massive loss in leadership. I had a lot of help in both and by no means do I claim sole credit for either but it was an honor to be a part of.
If you could do any one thing to make the eUSA better, what would it be and why?
Tyler: I enjoy helping new players get involved while also trying to help them avoid potential setbacks and pitfalls. Thin as the community has become we need all the fresh talent there is. This is something that I have actively worked on for years in various ways. The national scene reminds me a bit of something Captain Barbossa sai
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What others say about Tyler Bubblar:
#7 Yui MHCP001
What is your current title and what do you do?
Yui MHCP001: Motha f*ckin presiiiident!!! My job is to make sure our country doesn't go crashing down, and to lead it where it benefits us the most.
What other positions have you held and what would you consider your proudest accomplishments?
Yui: NSC Director under Aramec, Gnilraps, Israel Stevens, MelissaRose, and Tyler Bubblar
Vice President under Gnilraps’ Second December
Dictatress of Pakistan, for whatever reason.
Interim Secretary of Defense
Deputy DoD once or twice.
Deputy MoFA two or three times
AMP PP
AMP Vice PP
Runner of multiple DoCA programs for 2-4 months
My most proud accomplishment is obviously leading our country through Resource Wars 2016.
If you could do any one thing to make the eUSA better, what would it be and why?
Yui: I wish we had a more tight knit community. I don't mean being all nice to each other, but at the very least not hating each other and having everyone equally participate where possible.
What others say about Yui:
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#6 Oblige
What is your current title and what do you do?
Oblige: Whale & Congressperson / SCI & Presidential Advisor, Represent the -1%
What other positions have you held and what would you consider your proudest accomplishments?
Oblige:
★ Seven Term as President of these eUnited States
★ Most Presidential American Ever
★ Four term Secretary of State
★ One term Secretary of Defense
★ Four term Secretary General of TERRA
★ Retired Commanding Officer of the Special Forces
★ Fourty two term Congressman
★ Select Committee on Intelligence Member
★ Two term Deputy Speaker of the House
★ Economics Council Member
★ National Security Council Member
★ eNPR / Forum Benefactor
★ Recipient of Congressional W.H.A.L.E. Award
★ WTP Party Founder
★ Two point five term WTP Party President
★ LAP Party Founder
★ One term LAP Party President
★ 3 Term vCP of Germany
★ 3 Term MoFA of China
★ 1 Term MoFA of Brazil
Nothing in this game makes me proud.
If you could do any one thing to make the eUSA better, what would it be and why?
Oblige: wrest my party back from rainy sunday, but I'm feeling pretty indifferent about it ATM
What others say about Oblige:
III. THE HOT CORNER
In honor of the 2016 San Diego Comic Con beginning today, here is Boba Fett. The hot version. You're welcome.
IV. EDITOR’S NOTES
The WINNER of last issue's COLIN LANTRIP MEMORIAL AWARD OF COMMENTING EXCELLENCE and $1,000 USD/cc is EARNED A BATTLE HERO MEDAL with a record 133 votes (at the time of publication)!
Even thought votes were totally purchased, it was a funny experiment that I thought was very cool. I'm sure it cost a lot more money than it'll win, but eImmortality now belongs to EARNED A BATTLE HERO on the wall of Lantrip Award winners.
AND - Since that was an awesome, but highly unusual circumstance, I am also declaring GNILRAPS and his comment the runner-up. I'm not giving him any money though, because honestly he doesn't need it. The guy is like eBill Gates, but not nerdy and anti-social. Instead, because of the great support shown by EZC, I will be donating $1,000 USD/cc to EZC. I have no idea how to donate to an MU, so I'm just sending it to Deepchill and letting him deal with it.
Good job GNIL! CURRAHEE!!
Do YOU want to WIN the Lantrip Award and $1,000/cc! Of course you do! WRITE A COMMENT and if it gets the MOST LIKES, you WIN!
See the illustrious previous Lantrip Award Winners HERE.
Votes, as always, are greatly appreciated. Thanks for reading!
Vote it up for Margot. You know you wanna…
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Comments
It seem a lot of people seem to "control" the Feds 😁
Good stuff as always Hadrian
I don't. But I wish I did... ;_;
You control the visitors restroom, that's not nothing
That's true Illiguy! He who controls the visitors restroom, controls the world! BWAHAHAHAHA! Or at least controls the visitors bathroom air freshener scent selection - PINA COLADA IT IS!!! xD
My days of Fed control if they existed came to an end quite some time ago. I made the decision that I'd allow others an opportunity to lead and grow. I've done my best to stick with that.
Love these articles. I look forward to the next one.
Thanks Tyler! You're just a big hairy American winning machine.
bah he never controlled the feds... I only let him THINK he did.. cause... that's what us women do. 😛
I miss rolling deep with IS
:'(
ANOTHER X-Files... what is this, like, XXXXX-Files now?
you just wait, brother..
one of these days I won't be SecMed, and be able to direct my energies toward my own newspaper...
loving this list, loving the whole interactive format of the series. can't wait to see what's next..!
I look forward to it. 🙂
And thanks!
Baaaaaaaaa for Resoula o/
Take The Black
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God i am glad you are back!!!
v/c/e
Thanks Way! 🙂
I think we need a Hot Corner with some Mila Kunis.
Noted. No props for Hot Boba Fette?
Well I mean I'd Boba her Fette but she's no Mila Kunis.
😮 You're on the couch tonight mister. 😛
Dangit jessina
Pssst... Resoula, blame the salmonella....
Shout out to those "What others say" section quotes. I see you, H. ❤
I like that part too. Keeps me smiling. 🙂
I'm keepin' my eyes on you too, A.
I haven't commented on one of these yet, but holy crap they'r awesome!!!
informative and funny, I find myself eagerly awaiting the next x-files installments!
keep it up!!!
Thanks Shadow!
Boba Fettish just made my day!
Mine too! Thanks D-skye!
★★★★ Baaaa ★★★★
>Coke is a safe drug
Quoting me when I'm drunk really is just mean spirited fam. It's a grave breach of trust fam.
Who said you said it? xp
Your comment just made me giggle Ten...
So he bought 133 votes?
not necessarily, I have him mine and he rewarded me afterwards...
Traded is probably more accurate. 5 Q7 tanks per vote. I think Custer calculated it cost over $7k. But he won. I respect the creativity and anything to inspire activity is good in my book. 😃
Listen I'm just saying that perhaps death by snu snu in Boba's sarlacc pit wouldn't be the worst way to go
Totally agree. I'd jump in myself for a little snu snu with that Boba. Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
This is the paper that EVERYONE reads....
And isn't afraid to admit it.
Said the guy with 3k subs. xD You da man, Gnil.
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Thanks Jix!
Quite entertaining.
Thank you Jessina!
Excellent work good sir.
What power struggle in the Feds? Maybe the SFP should take the reigns for a while.
Thanks JG!
No idea about this power struggle in the Feds (if there is one). I've been gone too long to know about Fed internal workings. I just cut and paste the quotes I am sent. It does sound exciting though! And a potential SFP vs. Fed rap battle? It's on!
I don't think there's a power struggle? When asked about Tyler, it looks like some of the people Hadrian reached out to responded that he runs the Feds, to which Tyler said is not the case. Hes an all-time Fed legend, to be sure, but since I've been in the party, I've only seen power be shared, not struggled over.