The Return

Day 1,323, 12:50 • Published in USA USA • by General Cornrow Wallace

Damn, how long has it been people? I really missed your caressing touch of my vote and sub buttons, so I had to write an article after so long. I took a brief hiatus from this game, in part because of RL, and in part because of Admin and their glorious updates that please all of us. But it's not my place to discuss the greatness of the updates. So, let's move on.


Pretty accurate translation, I must say.

Since my last article, the US has gotten violated by the collective of ONE powers. Indonesia owns much of the West Coast, save California. Hungary owns much of the South, including Texas(I hear Serbia wants to free this state). Poland owns the Northeastern corridor, and has also fondled our wife, Canada. The dastards. Spain is in the heartland of the US, controlling much of the middle. As of now, the US is in control of five regions.

Our bros to the south(no not Mexico) have not fared well either, from what I can gather. Argentina, who once owned much of South America, have seen their empire fall at the hands of Peru, who has the backing of ONE. Brazil also faces troubles from Spain, who are in control of North of Brazil.

In Europe, things are falling apart as well for EDEN and Terra. Greece has apparently been eradicated from the map by Macedonia. Romania continues to have their battles with Serbia/Hungary. Russia is getting steamrolled by Serbia, as they make a push to get to the American continent. France is pretty much eliminated, getting slapped by Poland and Hungary, Portugal is wiped out again, by Mexico. Germany continues to fight, desperately trying to free themselves from those who have conquered the Fatherland.

Pretty bad times to be an EDEN or Terra member, eh? Now I know some 'Murikans will be thinking, "Hey asshole, the US has come back from death before, remember WW3?" Yes, I remember that, Florida was pretty crowded. But, those were different times, with different allies and a completely different war module. Not only that, but the US did get a few lucky breaks in the war against PEACE. Despite the odds, I will still be on the battlefield, dropping my measly damage, thinking I can combat the goldbeasts who probably outhit me with barefists, while I have a Q5. Damn, I suck. Starting tomorrow, the maps will be back, I just felt like summing up what has happened since I was gone, which I'm sure you all knew. But, you come here for the babe, not my article, so here she is:


The more boats and subs this paper gets, the more Misa Campo moves that hand.