The RESISTANCE Warrior

Day 1,972, 09:46 Published in Australia Australia by greg L

Hi all, it's been a few days since I did a newspaper but I have not been idle. I have been travelling around the world fighting as a mercenary for mostly the underpopulated, underpriveleged victim countries like Australia. I prefer to be a resistance fighter and participate in as many resistance wars, I have become an eSpartacus



That isn't really spartacus, but an AUSTRALIAN actor playing the greatest resistance fighter in history. The real Spartacus has always inspired me, here was a MAN, here was a man who risked everything but had nothing to lose, a man who stuck up for all the dispossessed people of Italy, Gaul, Iberia, Greece and many other countries, INCLUDING poor Romans, many of them ex-legionarries, like Spartacus himself who is most likely a Roman born member of lesser knights but somehow got in trouble. Trouble back then in a Legionnare Camp could mean being hauled off to slavery.



There are many good reasons to suggest he was not born in Thrace or being an actual Thracian. Firstly, the term Thracian also meant one of the three main types of Gladiator. Another reason is the simple fact that Spartacus knew intimately the Roman way of fighting and displayed great generalship. He was so good at Roman tactics that he thrashed the pants off many Roman commanders. HERE IS WHAT a GENERAL looks like.




I SHALL RETURN

Actually here's a great Australian general, our only true genuine military genius, known as the father of modern mechanized warfare and the best general of WWI ( yeah, I know, he had no competition did he. )



What has General John Monash have to do with Spartacus ?. Strewth, fair dinkum I have no idea but hell, I just felt like mentioning our greatest military figure, maybe he can inspire an eComeback.
Anyway, back to the article...... I am Greg L. or if you prefer, eSpartacus, the battler who wants to serve those countries fighting resistance wars, I am finding it very expensive jumping around and I will soon run out of currency and other vitals. I offer my services to the badly treated nations so if anyone wants me there send me enough to cover the migrating cost and I will do my best. I of course am always loyal to Australia and its allies and will also travel to support our allies.

Here is what I believe Spartacus looked like, for some reason I have always imagined Spartacus the great looks exactly like this.....



Are you inspired yet ?


So far my tour of duty includes fighting for the following nations.
ALBANIA
ARGENTINA...(yeah, not exactly underpriveleged,BUT they were fighting Chile)
BELGIUM
BULGARIA .. ( hmmmmmm, not small but wait, there are some )
CANADA
CHINA
FINLAND
FRANCE
New Zooland (I was under orders and it was for good reason, BUT LAST TIME)
PARAGUAY
PORTUGAL
F.Y.R.O.M. (Macedon : as far as I know that is the ancient name, the home of Aklexander The Great ) apologies for previous mistake, hope this edit is ok.
RUSSIA
SLOVENIA
SOUTH AFRICA ( HAIL THE GREAT eSA, HAIL NAN. )
TURKEY
GREAT BRITAIN (Thanks to Wayne of the UK for donating me the resources)

I intend to get a Mercenary Award as soon as I can for the gold I need but will fight for almost any country, only those I see as enemies who can't be reasoned with nor trusted, THOSE COUNTRIES I INTEND TO HIT as often as resources allow, they will always have my full focus, two nations I know in eRepublik who are just as imperialistic as The evil Romans who the great hero Spoartacus fought against. Spartacus knew what to do with thugs and tyrants..............



Don't mess with eSpartacus or the little guys like my dear beloved Australia and South Africa, Cyprus or Malaysia or our MPP friends or I will make Chile sauce and IndoCurry out of you, and that's FAIR DINKUM.