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The Rebirth of Congressional Articles

Day 3,199, 15:37 • Published in Canada United Kingdom

• by Leo Balzac

Congress, full of man-babies

Yes, congress is basically a 3-clickers paradise now. It used to be, once upon a time when we would meet on external forums and fight; fight dirty to achieve nothing but consensus on how to measure our eCocks. We were man-babies and no word-wall was anything but a disguise for our infantile desires (lookin' at you Chochi). Now though, now it is different.

NOW

Now we have reached the pinnacle of eLife. SUCCESS! Nothing happens anywhere but in-game. We vote on crap, we discuss nothing. The way Plato intended. If you wish to see this new form of congressional action continue vote for me, Leo Balzac of the Military Dictatorship Party!

Why Me?

Why not?

That is all.

Comments

Leo Balzac Day 3,199, 15:45

Actually, the MDP is basically dead, but vote for me anyways because you know you need a little more Balzac in your life.

Mary Chan Day 3,200, 04:48

yes.
hi.

I-Bleed-Blue-93 Day 3,212, 20:09

Better late than never? 😃

OLloyd Day 3,199, 16:24

Vote early and often!

Exalted Druid Day 3,199, 16:35

The dead vote backs Leo Balzac. Should be a landslide.

Leo Balzac Day 3,200, 07:48

I have done my polling and expect 0 votes from 150 dead friends. I can't lose!

Wilfie Day 3,199, 16:43

"Nothing happens anywhere but in-game. We vote on crap, we discuss nothing. The way Plato intended."

Civility finally arrived, but at the cost of everything else. Beautiful, isn't it.