The 25th Is Near

Day 2,281, 19:19 Published in Canada Canada by Thedillpickl


DATELINE: Parliament Hill, Ottawa, Ontario, one week before election.


Obligatory patriotic graphic.

Hi kids!
So I was out walkin' around looking at stuff, checkin' the place out, when I see this real fancy bar. So I goes inside for a drink but the place was empty. Never could find anyone to take my order.


One of the fancier joints I've ever been in.

I'm thinkin' I could hang out here but we'll have to put in some pool tables and build a runway for the girls to dance on or this place will never fly.




My Resume

Pickle's Patriots CO
Pickle's Patriots cofounder
(Swiss accomplishments)
Country President
Minister of Finance
Vice Minister of Homeland Security
Ambassador to United States
Congressman x3
(US accomplishments)
Deputy Chief of Staff
Ambassador to Switzerland
Congressman x5 (40th, 44th, 56th, 57th, 61st)
Congress Whip x7
(Party accomplishments)
UIP President x2
UIP Vice President
UIP Secretary of Media x4
BoL Vice President x2

Various other sundry items but the list gets too long and my memory is short. 🙂




To The Point

Vote for the Military Dictatorship Party candidates on the 25th!

I'm enjoying Canada much more than what the brochures led me to believe. A political system that functions. People who organize the place. Just the right amount of hecklers to keep it from getting boring. Throw in the French citizenry (Bonne journée à vous.) and *poof*, a fun sandbox to play in.

I would ask that you allow me the privilege to serve in congress this coming month. I'm new to the MDP, heck I'm new to everything here. One thing's for certain, I'm not new to a room full of opinionated people who talk loud.

Thanks,
dill