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Date - 12/6/2011

Name - Rike Tosh

Article Type - Officer Spotlight

Article Topic - Snorunt30

Level of Awesomeness - Dragon combat.



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2Lt Snorunt30 has been described as ' The old guy in the movies that helps the hero and tells random stories '. Which is true, he's one of the Training Corps oldest members and has seen some stuff and will not hesitate to tell you all about them!


'That's when I lost my left nad!' - Sno

Sno's personality is dry and bland, a horrible person to be around, really. He's like that sick kid in class that just sits there in self woe. Alright, so maybe he's not THAT bad. In fact, he's a pretty cool dude!

Talking and working more and more with him revealed to me just how awesome he is to work with. He's fast, effective, and in the blink of an eye his work is done. Much like the Flash, only without the cool outfit. Since I was given the position of 12th Company's XO, Sno's been giving me advice and sharing his Wisdom with me more and more, along with all of the details of when he had the Plague.



Sno's the one on the left.

Usually, the Officers I interview for these Articles get it in one shot. But not Sno, oh no, he dun goof'd the first one.

Disclaimer : Sno's will be Sno's, Amirite?

Disclaimer's Disclaimer : Now I wonder what the first interview was like, it probably had some awesome dragon fight in it.

Disclaimer for the Disclaimer's Disclaimer : Would Dragons fight each other? Or would they just pillage together? Huh.

Anyway, I digress.......TO KNOWLEDGE!!!

AWAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2Lt Snorunt30, Commanding Officer of the 123rd Berzerkers joined the Training Corps over a year ago after having the Citizen welcome letter recommended that he join. Like a new baby crawling out of his mother's womb, a wondrous new life filled with wondrous wonders of wonder was about to open up to him wonderfully.

Sno told me that he spent most of his first month in the Training Corps talking and hanging out with People who would soon grow to fame across the eUSmilitary, such as AdamKelley, Blande, Charles Howe, Nuriessa, Roo Rocket, AdmiralQuasar, Morrigan Alexandros, and last but not least, and who could forget ' and some other people I probably forgot '.





When I asked Snorunt30 on who had helped him the most and who had the most impact on him during his first month and his time as an officer, he told me that it was Charles Howe who urged him to become an officer and Fill Roo Rocket's position after Roo was promoted ( Roo was the Executive Officer for Snorunt's platoon when he was in First Division ).

And Snorunt filled Roo's Position good and long! He told me all about it.........*Shivers*.......

NEW TOPIC BEFORE WE START PICTURING THOSE SENSUAL MOMENTS

What is Snorunt? You may be asking yourself after reading that question. Well, fear not because I dug deep and got the answer.

He told me that it's one of the few users that he could remember at one point so he decided to stick with it. I'm guessing Pokemon was more important to him at that time then those people he can't remember...WHATADICK...



Pictured : More important than any of you.

He also told me that his game avatar is an Admiral from one of his favorite games called ' Sins of a Solar Empire '. I wonder if Thoughts of a virtual homo-erotic showdown spectacle is considered one of those sins. Sorry. ( Just in case ).

There's no doubt in anyone's mind that Snorunt has had one heck of an influence and impact in the Training Corps, but when asked what impact he feels he has made he answered saying that he would be mostly remembered as the person who passed out supplies when there wasn't a Quartermaster around.

We all know that High ranking members come and go as time progresses, And Gryphon Skull is already an old coot. Even his cane is old. wtf?

Sno told me that he believes Roo Rocket will become one of the next major influences and leaders in the Training Corps. Sno, meanwhile, hopes to go wherever the Training Corps takes him.


RROOOOAAADDDD TTRRRRIIIIIPPP!!!!!!!!!

But the favorite part of his job right now is Graduating Trainee's through to Third Division, which I know from my own times as a Platoon Commanding/Executive officer, a great feeling of award and pride. It's like when your kids leave for college, all those years of hard work and love you put into them to mold them into an image you seem fit, all those fun times and little blunders and mix ups that only concluded to a few deaths, that kind of pride as a parent when you shut the door on them as they drive away, and you party and celebrate that those little brats are finally out of your house.

Snorunt told me that some of his best times so far in the Training Corps was when he worked with Roo Rocket and AdamKelley, the three musketeers, really. Or at least that's how I imagine it. I have a big imagination.


Roo, Sno, & Adam.

As a final bonus question, I asked Sno ' What causes people t randomly explode '? He looked at me dead in the eyes, and I could feel his seriousness and the torment of years upon years of watching his friends fall victim to this wondrous and shocking way of death, and my spine nearly cracked as he uttered the answer of ' Spicy Foods. '


It's....It's horrible!

Hm....The more and more I look at that picture above, the more hungry I get. I better go find a QM for some food........


.........Hey, is there a QM on?........


...Oh, Hey What's up Sno? .....


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Yours truly,

Captain Rike Tosh
12th Company, First Division,
Commanding Officer.
United States Training Corps

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