Stupid lawyers vol.2

Day 1,773, 09:12 • Published in Malaysia Malaysia • by Atsalenios

You asked it, you get it..

I saw that you liked the previous article.. So, i decided to write a new one..


1)Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
Witness: "I only have one, you know."

2)Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
Witness: "July 15th."
Lawyer: "What year?"
Witness: "Every year."

3)Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
Witness: "Er...his face."

4)Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"
Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"
Witness: "Forty-five years."

5)Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."