Special Bungle: Komeko, for a Brighter Tomorrow
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by Yuuka Kazami
The Daily Bungle
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Written November 27, 2016
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Special Edition
Written November 27, 2016
Announcing my Candidacy: Komeko, a Brighter Tomorrow
That's right. I'm new, I'm inexperienced, and it's quite hopeless to bother right? That's what quitters say. We have a lot to do, and while I may not even win the primary, I'll give it my damndest. Here's what's going on.
Foreign Policy and the Military
We've got some issues folks, like Fingerguns has said, our airforce is weak. The way we handle this is not through aggressive wars, not through another set of 24 hour slogs for no gain, we need training wars, and we need to do them to get our ranks up on air battles. We are lacking and this has lost us eIndo, and has allowed certain countries which I will not name, to eye us venomously. The way we have dealt with these leers of attack was not through solid resistance, as the eUSA should, but by appeasing our long time enemy, which I will also not name. Our last President, Wise as he may be, has chosen not to pursue alliances with honorable and valiant nations which by mutual friendship we should get along perfectly with. We have passed up on at least two great allies in this fear of bombings and airstrikes, no more! We will train with our friends, we will bulk up and stand in solidarity with our fellow brothers and sisters in the New World, and we shall emerge from this period of fear.
The Economy
The President cannot force any economic policies through Congress, however, as a President I will make posts along with my cabinet members in the Congress forums to push for improved economic policies to bind our country together. We will work with MU's to create self sufficiency without relying on individual markets, a form of communism if you will. By pushing this, foreign investors will make the bulk of our CC reserves, as the US has ample resources for companies. With this money, we can strengthen the community by bulking up programs like subsidizing players who consistently make good articles, an idea proposed by the amazing Ilene Dover. This is just one example of the great ideas to strengthen our community exist in Congress that we are not pushing through due to economic concerns.
I will go into more specific plans if I win my primary. I am up against tough competition, Fingerguns is in the race, along with many veterans of my party, the SFP, but I'm not here just for show, I'm here to make the biggest splash I can, and for all of you out there in eUSA who are laughing this article off right now I have this to say. Maybe not this month, maybe not next month, but you better watch out, because people want something, they want a tomorrow that they can look upon with hope. I'm going to bring that, I'm going to give you all that sunrise that we haven't seen.
Vote Komeko, for a Brighter Tomorrow
Thank you all so much.
That's right. I'm new, I'm inexperienced, and it's quite hopeless to bother right? That's what quitters say. We have a lot to do, and while I may not even win the primary, I'll give it my damndest. Here's what's going on.
Foreign Policy and the Military
We've got some issues folks, like Fingerguns has said, our airforce is weak. The way we handle this is not through aggressive wars, not through another set of 24 hour slogs for no gain, we need training wars, and we need to do them to get our ranks up on air battles. We are lacking and this has lost us eIndo, and has allowed certain countries which I will not name, to eye us venomously. The way we have dealt with these leers of attack was not through solid resistance, as the eUSA should, but by appeasing our long time enemy, which I will also not name. Our last President, Wise as he may be, has chosen not to pursue alliances with honorable and valiant nations which by mutual friendship we should get along perfectly with. We have passed up on at least two great allies in this fear of bombings and airstrikes, no more! We will train with our friends, we will bulk up and stand in solidarity with our fellow brothers and sisters in the New World, and we shall emerge from this period of fear.
The Economy
The President cannot force any economic policies through Congress, however, as a President I will make posts along with my cabinet members in the Congress forums to push for improved economic policies to bind our country together. We will work with MU's to create self sufficiency without relying on individual markets, a form of communism if you will. By pushing this, foreign investors will make the bulk of our CC reserves, as the US has ample resources for companies. With this money, we can strengthen the community by bulking up programs like subsidizing players who consistently make good articles, an idea proposed by the amazing Ilene Dover. This is just one example of the great ideas to strengthen our community exist in Congress that we are not pushing through due to economic concerns.
I will go into more specific plans if I win my primary. I am up against tough competition, Fingerguns is in the race, along with many veterans of my party, the SFP, but I'm not here just for show, I'm here to make the biggest splash I can, and for all of you out there in eUSA who are laughing this article off right now I have this to say. Maybe not this month, maybe not next month, but you better watch out, because people want something, they want a tomorrow that they can look upon with hope. I'm going to bring that, I'm going to give you all that sunrise that we haven't seen.
Vote Komeko, for a Brighter Tomorrow
Thank you all so much.
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mate you've got much to learn, but i like your spirit
boooo! We will get this guy elected.
Yes You Can!
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Good luck 🙂
I like yer moxy
I welcome a new player in the eUA politics, there is certainly a need for that. 🙂
Good luck!
eUSA* (the s on my keyboard has a difficult time).
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Good luck!
And if you don't win the president elections, ask for another job in government. It'll get your political career started.
You know it! I'm still very busy working with the Chileans, but even just making the SFP ticket would be an honor.
o7
I kinda love this kid
ya kinda.
The problem with Training Wars is nobody fights in them, they are senseless wars that achieve nothing. America hasn't fought a meaningful war in years for which you can thank the Wild Owl Doctorian of Appeasement.
The biggest problem, however, is that Air Battles only happen every 5th battle and most citizens can't hang out all day waiting for air battles. Most of us have a real life....
Every 4th battle. That might be why you're missing them.
You are correct. It is a ratio of 1 to 3 or every fourth battle is and Air Battle. My premise, however, still holds that most citizens can't hang out all day waiting for Air Battles. Most citizens also don't have jobs where they are on work computers they can use to play games while getting paid.
There is almost always an air battle available somewhere. What I do like about them, though, is they are predictable. You can see what round we're on, figure about how long you have and just come back later or fire it up on your phone
I get where you're coming from, and surely there are isolated nations for us to terrorize, but I want to avoid hawkish policy while strengthening relations against appeasement policies.
"and surely there are isolated nations for us to terrorize"
wow, another internet bully
Would you not say that invading Indonesia isn't the same? Also, I've stated I'm trying to avoid this by using TW's. Thank you for being critical, but these sound bites don't help any of us.
"Most of us have a real life...."
please explain why you are so obsessed with this game then?
If you're not some multi, this would be an entertaining option that could free us from 'known face 1' vs 'known face 2'.