Something Worth Having: A Pfeiffer Presidency

Day 3,205, 18:00 • Published in USA United Kingdom • by actualguns


Dear friends and readers,

It has been quite a while since I have last written something. A measure of how long it has been is that my last article was written while I was WTP PP. A lot of time has gone by and I must say that I regret what was done in the past and look forward to making it up someway or another.

So, why am I writing today? What spurred me to awaken from a slumber which I should have never arisen from? Well, that is simple. A person I consider a good friend (which he might not reciprocate) is running for President.

That fellow is Pfeiffer!

I haven't played the game as long as most folks have and this is not my original account. However, my interactions with Pfeiffer have always been lovely because he possesses a lot of traits that I find attractive.
I'm probably very ADHD, so bear with me. I'm going to break up the article with a few good songs, the first of which is here!

A Song About the Resoula Administration:

*excluding the sentimental happy 'love you portions'


So, what could a guy possibly like about Pfeiffer? Isn't he a dirt bag? No. He is probably one of our most upstanding citizens outside of Franklin's tin-foil lined cranium.


From: Weird Al's - Aluminum Foil, a great song!

Here is what I like about Pfeiffer!


For one, he is blunt.

A lot of people confuse that with insensitivity. They might think he is a jerk and gets off on making people feel bad. The issue is that some folks are too full of themselves, believe themselves capable of feats that they clearly aren't able to perform, and react poorly when anyone points out their faults. Pfeiffer is a needle, he pops egos and brings folks back to reality and that is something we need to face as a nation that is shrinking in population.

Another trait I like about him is that his word is his bond. A lot of folks make promises that they have no intention on keeping! Pfeiffer is not one of those people. I think Pfeiffer's policy with promises is "Why bother saying it if I don't mean it?".

If Pfeiffer promises to turn around the mess that is America, I believe 100% that he will do it.

Lastly, Pfeiffer puts country before self. He doesn't put his party slogan in the Department of Defense orders (That is dumb, for the record! How many Fed CPs put P/H in the orders themselves!?). He doesn't award positions to cronies, he picks the best people -- even if he doesn't agree with them.

I don't want to waste a lot of your time, but I'd like for you to consider voting for Pfeiffer on the 5th of September. By voting for him, you'll be ensuring a quality administration that is focused on improving our nation and nothing else!

Always Yours,

Ray of Sunshine

The ending song, a song I hereby dedicate to Pfeiffer and Fingergun's eventual marriage.