So, those Feds, huh?
Emerick
Pretty butthurt yesterday. It's like yesterday was National Act Like a Butthurt Nerd and only the Feds knew about it. Crying because your party was the only party to vote for your candidate isn't what your average adult would call "expressing opinions", most people with hair below their ears would call that "childish" or "really butthurt".
Oh yeah, there's a conspiracy in WTP, too. See, Hale was all like
"See, what we'll do is "pretend" that we forgot the "thirty-first" day of the month, thereby giving us an extra day to play with. During this extra day, surely people will vote the way we want them to, because, as told in Sumarian legend, hurr durr durr durr hurr durr. "Lasers.""
And, of course, this brilliantly planned and executed plan to pretend to forget a day of the month went off without a hitch, and because of the plan, and only because of this mastermind in WTP, Paul lost.
WELL DONE GUYS YOU FIGURED IT OUT
Because simply rigging the system would have been too complex, and rely on too many variables that you cannot possibly control.
You lame-brained dolts.
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scandal 😃
i tried to think of something witty but I just couldn't do it. I'm sorry.
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You were not convinced by our clear, concise, and reasoned arguments the other day?
I thought we were the very example of temperance and good sportsmanship.
o_O
Voted.
Hi
I always give credit to conspiracy theorists. The amount of mental gymnastics necessary to arrive at their conclusions must be exhausting.
Just because we're paranoid. . .
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I love you, Emerick.
Meow! ♥
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Thank you, dear Cambridge, for silencing that ignorant Yank.
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Heh
The North will never forget this..
Lets place blame where blame belongs: Aliens, Pfeiffer, Bush.
Emerick for POTUS
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Put that in your Rush and smoke it.