Slow News Day 015

Day 4,529, 12:29 • Published in Canada Canada • by Thedillpickl



Hi kids!

It's just a Joe Walsh sort of day.

I walked into the bar. Something I seldom did, but that night I was looking for a friend of mine. He owed me money. As I strode in and scanned the room this song began to play. It was karaoke night.


Here's the link: https://youtu.be/Rt75y38J00s

These two chicks grab me by my arms and lead me up on stage. Then a microphone is shoved in my face. After a couple hours of intense partying I've forgotten about my friend. But the lyrics echo in my head.

Well, he's tellin' us this
And he's tellin' us that
Changes it every day
Says it doesn't matter

Who knows, maybe he did already pay me back!

And remember!
The smoker you drink,
the player you get.
😎