Ski Canuckistan
Thedillpickl
Hi kids!
Plans have been made, provisions requisitioned, and the word given.
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All this taunting so we better win.
Not taunting, marketing. 🙂
Sand > Snow
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😃
Aw...
Sommbodie is unhappy.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/pig-disgusting-snow-scum-invade-2456655/1/20
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KEEP
CALM
&
LOVE
PAKISTAN
Canada loves Pakistan.
We love you so much we're gonna free the shit outta ya.
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/were-gonna-free-the-shit-out-of-you.jpg
Nein.
We shall laugh as your tender maple leaves wilt in the heavy heat of the Holy Sands.
That may be...
However, we were thinking of making sand castings of our penises. Then we were gonna melt down these golden goblets we found in this really fancy truck stop just inside Paki... err, I mean Canuckistan. The gift shop sign said "Dio's Holy of Holy's". Anyhow, after melting down these goblet we're gonna pour them in the molds and make penis hood ornaments for our snow mobiles.
We're just crazy like that.
You will have to grow penises before you can insert them in these cheap tourist trap goblets.
I on the other hand, will be inserting mine into my harem.
It's not the size of the pencil, it is how you write with it that counts. 🙂
PRIDE POWER PAKISTAN
lolno
aw why not xD
You guys have fun with that. In fact, maybe if you make enough noise, you'll wake the sleeping Dioist oldfags.
Seriously, do it, please. It would make the game more interesting.
Never really did understand their fascination.
If I understand it right, it started as a reactionary thing to all the people who bring real life values, grudges, and whatever bullcrap into this game.
If you think about it from that angle, what better way to gamify things is there than to create a religion with it's own narrative and charismatic leader, all based around a ridiculously over the top shounen battle manga that drips in 80's style? Plus, from a practical standpoint, it was a great recruiting tool for the original wave of /v/akis who descended on the game from 4chan (before mention of eRep was banned there).
Personally, I've never been a devout Dioist or anything, but I lean in that direction, since I appreciate the effort people put into the narrative, and it's a great way to separate play in eRep from reality and remind people not to take things so seriously.
I know some of them are pretty serious. Until now I mostly ignored the rhetoric but since we're having a bit of fun it's Katy bar the door. 😃
(Just so everyone knows, if Dioism were a real religion I would be respectful and polite. If someone here takes it seriously I hope you get help.)
Thank you
o7 🙂
very quality troll piece
^__^
Canada going back home in 3..2..1..