Res Gestae: Do you want a top five party?

Day 845, 22:22 • Published in Canada Canada • by Gaius Julius Caesar00

Often I write long platforms for elections with hundreds, if not thousands of words that fully illustrate the depth of my plans for office. This term, we will do something different.








If you want a top five party, vote Caesar!





When I was elected on the 15th of February the Canadian Paradox Party was in a sad state. We lost our top five spot to the CNC and the upstart Union Nationale. Fast forward to the 15th of March and after a month of my Presidency, the CPP is now in a top five position. There could be no clearer evidence of the success of my leadership.




If you want a party with a platform, vote Caesar!



That’s right! The CPP now has a platform. It has been written in consultation with party members and will be ready for publication later today.





If you want a party with a future, vote Caesar!





I believe in democracy and the party members have spoken. We need a change! We need to be a party that dictates our future, not responds to the decisions of others. With that in mind, I am exploring merger options with the CNC.

Thank you CPP!

Your faithful Party President

Gaius Julius Caesar00