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1. It depends if I have heard the word before or if I have another dictionary by my side.

2. Because the sound is similar: iks - kiss

3. Because you can make a circle with your hands when you hug someone

4. Because the word "alphabet" starts with "A"

5. No, if you don't expect, so it is unexpected.

1. hu dafuq gives a damn shiat bout spelling 'nowdays?

2. cause back then people were dumb fucks (pretty much like today) and could not spell and could not even write their own name, so each letter was finished by an X "signature", which encompassed all in one - , kind regards, and kisses".

3. O is the same, but the jewish version, cause they are sensitive about using crosses and that kinda shit.

4. Rhastas created it in that way, and everybody ever since was either too high to change it, or didn't give a fuck at all. Also, who says it's in order? It's not in any order, it's just a random sequence of letters, but because we don't know any other "order" of it, we think that this is the right "order". When it's not - it's just fuckin letters all over the place.

5. It makes the expectation of something unexpected expected, but not the actual unexpected thing, because even if you expect it, you still don't know what to expect.

1. Because the old hag of a teacher will tell you the word is misspelled.

2. Because it looks like a dancing monkey.

3. Because it would look stupid if we used other letters for that.

4. Because Alpha won the bet.

5. The answer is Chuck Norris.

1.It is simple...you wouldn't know (I don't even know english xD)
2.Because it is similar to cros lips
3.Because it is similar to two huging body's
4.Because alpha marks begining and beta marks end (finish)
5.No,because then you are redy for everything and you don't know what is going to hapen.

1. You invent a machine which will scan every word in the dictionary and mark the wrong numbers with a red marker. Even tho inventing such a machine prolly would cost many million NOKs, take a lot of space and prolly return the book in a pretty rough condition, I'd say it's *definetly* worth it!!

2. & 3. Because if you combine plural kisses(😵 with hugs(O) you get sounds which sounds like "cho, cho, cho, cho", and that's the sounds it makes when you hug and kiss people... No...?

4. Because the guy who organized it was a damn straight alpha male with a fukken attitude and hatred for "Da police" ! B - )

5. Not if you're mofucking Spiderman!!!!

1.
First of all, it would be really hard to notice that, unless you had some amazing skills in pronunciation. But if you by luck, or in a drunken rage, came over another dictionary – then be so lucky that the dictionary actually opened up the same page that the mentioned word was – then you could compare it with another dictionary again. One hounded dictionaries later, you might have a clue about the correct way to write it. But if every single dictionary in the word has this word misspelled…. Then it wouldn’t really be misspelled…. Or would it? No it wouldn’t…. Or would it? No it wouldn’t…. Every single word in the dictionary is the right way to spell it… And even if the word was later respelled on another manner, all the previous work you made would still be accepted. We in Norway still find books written in “gammel Norsk”, and even though its spelling is silly billy, we can still read it. Their excuse would be “We didn’t know better, we are just silly I guess”
So to answer your question… Why do you care? Nobody could blame you, so don’t bother with it.

2.
During the ecstasy wave in the 80’ties, people found out that in the influence of this drug it was much easier to get some cheap love. Kissing, XXXXing and hugs was a common occurrence. Cell phones was also becoming a object that people could acquire, so by drug influenced laziness X became a term used for “ecstasy”. But that wasn’t enough for these lazy bastards. As the drug became more and more common in the 80’ties, so did anal sex. The term X had now evolved into ( x ), a term used for anal sex… As women cried out for more and more rights, they also got their hands on cell phones. Now when girlfriends and mothers asked their boys on what X meant, they couldn’t say ecstasy or anal, so one smart fellow man said “It’s stands for kisses my love”. ….
So to this day we men can still laugh when our girls sends us a X. But it’s not that funny when our mothers do the same :-I

3.
A philosophical revelation that can only be felt and not expressed by any other word than O because it also happens to be a circle. It is the realisation of the entirety of the universe and existence that comes in form so breath-takingly simple it is almost always followed by the audible utterance, "Oh!" Symptoms include, fear, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts and tendencies, and a loss of all ambition, drive and desire including the desire to live. Can also be symptomatic of peace, joy, contentment and renewed desire to live life to it's fullest finally understanding that it is finite yet infinite, both and neither, and that the wave function didn't collapse it just pretended to because it thought that was what we wanted. It is different yet the same as enlightenment, it's like enlightenment X, edgier and more dangerous, scientific yet mystical, and just a little bit crazy.
That’s why it stand for a hug. It’s would be silly, if anything else.

4
The alphabet developed much out of laziness. Early pictogramsrequired readers and writers to memorize hundreds of specific images representing words and ideas. The alphabet, on the other hand, was a kind of phonetic shorthand in which thirty basic sounds could be strung together to form words. So if the alphabet was in any other order, it would just be a chaos of guttural sounds, like we find in the Danish language. It could also be a hybrid of the numerical system that we have today, but that is a whole other question that we won’t dig into today. But in the heat of the moment, the proper question would rather be “Why wouldn’t be in that order?” If we would turn the alphabet around, think of the world we would live in… All the Å’s would be turned into A’s. All the Ø’s would be B’s. That would just be crazy and silly in a whole other dimension.
So that’s one more silly point to you Morten.

5.
By definition: The unexpected is something that you didn’t expect. So even if you expected something to happen, it couldn’t be unexpected if you already expected it. That would make it expected. Let’s say that you expected to fang allot of fish, then it would be as expected to fang allot of fish. Let’s say that expected to fang a unexpected amount of fish, then it would expected to fang a that expected amount of fish. But if you expected to unexpectedly fang some fish, and then you was “rape potatoed” by a fang fish instead, that would surely be unexpected. But you didn’t expect it.

All hail Type-King Moe \o/

1: Duh. Look it up.

2: Because as soon as you kiss her all she wants to know about is all your X's.

3: It doesn't. It stands for Orgasm. And you don't get that from a hug dopey.

4: because qwerty was already taken.

5: Dude. I totally KNEW you would ask that.

1. If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know?
You would never know, bahahahahahahhahaha. It's a conspiracy!

2. Why does X stand for a kiss?
It looks like too faces/mouths touching

3. Why does O stand for a hug?
Why is the sky blue?
4. Why is the alphabet in that order?
What other order would it be in? Whoever made it up felt like it.
5. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?
Or does it?

I was gonna try this quizno, but I am in awe of Christopher Moe so will just gracefully step aside.

BTW, the correct answer to all of the questions is: just because.

Cant give up just bcuz the king is trying 😃 i give MANY small prices and give bigger to 1, 2 and 3 place