Pfeffier Flees, China weeps...California falls

Day 1,310, 15:05 • Published in USA USA • by King Harambe X
Henry Arundel has fled for China. A local source close to the editor of this paper contributed this reasoning:

"He found out you were running against him and he knew he had to go. When I last saw him he was muttering '3 times losing the CP race, now this? Oh no'. I seriously think that this has gotten to him"

Pfeiffer has chosen to instead throw his multis support behind KMBaketball3 secretly, so he can claim victory in something. When asked for comment, Mr Basketball had none.

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As you all know, we lost California today. It was quite a comeback that fell short in the final stages. It showed that we were a bit more organized today than in the recent days past. A thanks goes out to all involved at that level for getting heads out of arses and doing the right thing.

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