Peasantry revolts upon Pfeiffer Viceroy victory

Day 3,290, 07:18 • Published in USA USA • by Pfeiffer.

This announcement is brought to you by my need for social validation

As is oft to happen when the divinely anointed take their place at the helm of society, the rabble are having a fit.

In a perfectly logical outcome, the truly inspired and visionary members of the Federalist Party saw fit to vote for me in the recently completed election for Viceroy. Peasants and malcontents of all stripes lined up behind the pretender, MCKitKat. In the end, the rabble were many, and their numbers just matched those of the loyal and patriotic Americans who came out to battle in the name of righteousness.

Our forces being matched, my far greater experience led to Party President Kody5 declaring me the victor.

All across the land, wails of anguish and butthurtedness could be heard from pauper and faux elitist alike. They raged and cried until Kody, now showing himself to clearly be a weak child of little conviction, bowed to their pressure and recanted his earlier proclamation of my, of our, victory.

Apparently we must now lay out some sort of plan for our time as Viceroy, a task which I soundly reject. My intention is simply to serve diligently and to do as the Divine requires of me, such action being the obligation of all who wear a crown. My beaten foe has posted an article outlining nothing. Simply a picture of a wheel, an idea blatantly stolen from our betrothed, outgoing Viceroy fingerguns.

Regardless of whatever hollow words fall from the mouth of the jumped up peasant currently occupying the Party Presidency of the Federalists, know that we have prevailed this day, my friends. Our victory was ordained, your efforts made it so, and the paltry efforts of the peasantry can never revoke a mandate from Heaven.

I have set up an office for official Viceroy business adjacent to my offices in the USWP Leadership Academy and Museum. The building in question is slated for use as my Presidential Archive upon my passing, and as such is perfectly suitable for the work ahead of us.

All are welcome, enjoy the maximum opulence provided by our God-Emperor to His faithful.


I remain,

Your obedient servant,


~Pfeiffer
Prince of the United Kingdom
Last Scion of the Imperial House of Japan