No Spacebar Challenge
Henry Pu Yi
The first one to comment the number wins. Also the number will be written as a word.. not.. a number? Idk.
Ok,soonceuponatimetherewastreelittleanimals,alizardadogandanelephant,thedogsnamew
asermmmJimmySavilleandhelovedtoplayfetchanddigforbonesanddootherweirddoggyshit,th
elizardsnamewas...HailAstridandshewasasmartlittleguywhohadareallylongtongueanduse
dittocatchandeatinsectslikethesewereprettyfuckinbiginsectsalmosthesizeofratsbecau
sethiswasntanordinaryplanetokthisplanetisteentimesbiggerthantheplanetwecurrentlyl
iveonanywaytherewasalsoanelephantandhisnamewasWoldynowbecausetheplanetisfuckinhug
eandwithinsectsthesizeofratsyoucanprettyimaginethesizeofthiselephanthehadthebigg
estassandsmelledofdeadfish(probablydidntwash)anywaysosomehowinthiscrazybigplacet
heyallmanagedtobecomefriends.OndayHailAstridfoundanoddlookinginsectthatkindaloo
kedlikeaburgerbutalsosortoflookedlikeafridgeJimmySavillepoppedoutofnowherewithh
isbigstupidtailandwetnoseandstartedsniffingatitHailAstridwassureitwasaninsectbut
ohhhhhnooooherecomesWoldythebigfuckingtosserofanelephantandsquashesitwithhisbigf
ifemetrewidefeet,HailAstridcriedandcriedasshewashungryshehadn'teatenforsiksdaysi
meanc'mondoyouknowofalizardthatcanlastwithoutfoodforthatamountoftime
No.Ithoughtnot.Woldysnortedtheburgerwithhisbigflimflamsnortinginstrumentandcarri
edonewithoutgivingashit.JimmySavillewaslike"AhmanI'mtotessorryaboutthathecould've
atleastsaidsorrybutI'lltellyouwhatI'lldookI'llfixyouupsomepancakeslaterbecausepa
ncakes=happinessandyouknowthat'strue"HailAstridsmiledandhadaweescaleygrin.Sonigh
tcomes,JimmySavilleisbusyslappingpancakesonhislittledoggyfryingpanandmakestheebe
stfuckingpancakesyoucouldpossiblydreamof.Theybothhappilywolfeddownthescrumptilii
ouspancakesandlivedhappilyeverafter.
Accidental Space Tapping Count : 6
Pu.
Comments
Wow, shall read it later on 😉
Alt-32 is your friend when your spacebar is b0rken... 😉
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Is it one?
It's either one or ten...
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There is a "ten" which I was totally unaware of. Well done o7
I didn't look for a number but that was a quality story.
the number is flim flams
6?
18.
One
Woldy snorted the burger with his big flim flam snorting instrument and carried ONE without giving a s**t
:3
Congratulations to DX JOE!
I believe it's 69
That's Numberwang!
That's Wangernumb!
das ist wangernummen!