New Editor joins the Crude Times!
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by Ray Crude
The Crude Times is under new management! After the previous editor was fired for gross negligence and incompetence, failing to produce any articles for months on end and never turning up at the office. As well as this the previous editor has been involved in lengthy court cases with accusations of money laundering, illegal arms sales and assault with a blunt instrument.
A new editor has therefore now taken over at the Crude Times! So from now on expect, more regular quality journalism, from the finest news source in the eUK!
In Other News: Former Congressman RayCrude officially endorses jamesw for President of the eUK. RayCrude said this morning "jamesw is doing a great job delivering for the people of the eUK and I officially endorse him for his reelection campaign. I look forward to many more weeks and months of his excellent and effective rule."
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can I purchase an endorsement for CP of eIreland?
Give Louth, and I'll endorse you myself
supposedly quit a welcome change, but for me the important question, which side of the Irish political squabble hates you less? I not sure they like anyone ...
(https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Louth)
TOP DEFINITION
Louth;
"A county in Ireland. Literally translates form Irish as "Shower of Arseholes."
Known for their propensity towards leaking exam papers and forcing the entire country to go in for the exam on Saturday.
If we all get our spades and dig around Louth, they will float over to wales and become their problem."
Perhaps the new editor could revisit the use of commas? His predecessor (for all his faults) would surely have some tips to offer...
Ray Crude for TUP president!
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