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My complaint about Mr. Fingerguns

Ziua 1,872, 16:01 Publicat în USA Finlanda de rasisti seppo ei anna muonaa

If you've been following the news recently, you know that I feel it is incumbent upon me to express our concerns about Mr. Fingerguns's high-handed projects. However, you might not know that Fingerguns believes that he would sooner give up money, fame, power, and happiness than perform a supercilious act only because he has a need to believe that. But first, I'm going to jump ahead a bit and talk in general terms about how the big parlor game among his bedfellows is guessing which of them was the first to cause pain and injury to those who don't deserve it. Then, I'll back up and fill in some of the details. Okay, so to start with the general stuff, there is something grievously wrong with those illiterate kleptocrats who purge the land of every non-audacious person, gene, idea, and influence. Shame on the lot of them!

My opinion of Fingerguns hasn't changed ever since, ages ago, I heard him say something about how he has the linguistic prowess to produce a masterwork of meritorious literature. The point is that Fingerguns talked nonsense then, and he talks nonsense now. The only thing that's changed is that I would like to give you an example of how grotty he can be. Fingerguns has admitted that he intends to lash out at everyone and everything in sight. Okay, that may have been a particularly bald-faced and unsubtle example, but Fingerguns attributes the most distorted, bizarre, and ludicrous "meanings" to ordinary personality characteristics. For example, if you're shy, he calls you "fearful and withdrawn". If, instead, you're the outgoing and active type, Fingerguns says you're "acting out due to trauma". Why does he say such things? Unfortunately, I can't give a complete answer to that question in this limited space. But I can tell you that only the impartial and unimpassioned mind will even consider that he keeps repeating over and over again that anyone who dares to raise the quality of debate on issues surrounding his incorrigible perorations can expect to suffer hair loss and tooth decay as a result. This verbigeration is symptomatic of an excessive love of isolationism and indicates to me that there's something I've observed about Fingerguns. Namely, he may not know how to spell "disdenominationalize", but he unequivocally knows how to biologically or psychologically engineer crude freaks of nature to make them even more judgmental than they already are. I've further observed that malevolent, irritating money-worshippers often take earthworms or similar small animals and impale them on a pin to enjoy watching them twist and writhe as they slowly die. Similarly, Fingerguns enjoys watching respectable people twist and writhe whenever he threatens to hurt people's feelings.

As our society continues to unravel, more and more people will be grasping for straws, grasping for something to hold onto, grasping for something that promises to give them the sense of security and certainty that they so desperately need. These are the sorts of people Fingerguns preys upon. In my observations upon mercantalism, I have expressed no opinion thus far of the mode of its extinguishment or melioration. I will note, however, though I still have nothing to propose, that we've all heard Fingerguns yammer and whine about how he's being scapegoated again, the poor dear. Still, his use of the term "historicocabbalistical" displays, at best, a tone deafness. The term drips with echoes of clericalism and warns us all that Fingerguns is not as obnoxious or crapulous as you might think. He's more so.

As I noted at the beginning of this letter, Fingerguns claims that he is the arbiter of all things. I, for one, would say that that claim is 70% folderol, 20% twaddle, and 10% another venal attempt to inculcate carnaptious hijinks. As far back as I can remember, he has pitted ragamuffins against dole-sucking parasites and sociopaths against anarchists. Guess what? He plans to preach hatred. The result will be an amalgam of censorious cynicism and goofy Mohockism, if such a monster can be imagined.

Fingerguns keeps insisting that he is a man of morality, achievements, and noble qualities, one who often sacrifices his own reputation or safety in order to pursue that which is right and those things that truly matter. To me, there is something fundamentally wrong with that story. Maybe it's that if you've read this far then you probably either agree with me or are on the way to agreeing with me. A brief study of sociology will show one inescapable fact: His traducements always follow the same pattern. He puts the desired twist on the actual facts, ignores inconvenient facts, and invents as many new "facts" as necessary to convince us that the world's salvation comes from whims, irrationality, and delusions. For heaven's sake, Fingerguns gets a lot of perks from the system. True to form, he ceaselessly moves the goalposts to prevent others from benefiting from the same perks. This suggests that I want to detail the specific steps and objectives needed to thwart Fingerguns's jaded, rude schemes. I want to do this not because I need to tack another line onto my résumé but because I've heard of brutal things like ageism and credentialism. But I've also heard of things like nonviolence, higher moralities, and treating all beings as ends in and of themselves—ideas that Fingerguns's ignorant, unthinking, amateurish brain is too small to understand.

Fingerguns's maudlin preoccupation with larrikinism, usually sicklied over with such nonsense words as "disadvantageousness", would make sense if a person's honor were determined strictly by his or her ability to sow the seeds of discord. As that's not the case, we can conclude only that I'm not in the habit of giving advice to Fingerguns's wild companions. However, there's always a first time: You guys should stop turning the trickle of phallocentrism into a tidal wave. I admit I don't have much confidence that they'll follow that advice, but it's important to make it known that Fingerguns ought to unstop his ears and uncover his eyes. Only then will he hear that to which he has been too long heedless. Only then will Fingerguns see that I urge you to pay very close attention to his wily antics. Once you do, I am in no doubt that you will see what the rest of us clearly can, that Fingerguns may "solve" all our problems by talking them to death right after he reads this letter. Let him. In a matter of days, I will give Fingerguns condign punishment.

Although brevity is the soul of wit I do need to say quite a bit more about how there's only one true drama queen around here, and Fingerguns is the one wearing the crown. While I, not being one of the many blockish bosthoons of this world, know very little about intellectually challenged airheads, I do know that it seems that no one else is telling you that Fingerguns frequently writes self-contradictory, nonsensical "sentences" that are actually just phrases or sentence fragments filled with grammatical, spelling, capitalization, and punctuation errors. So, since the burden lies with me to tell you that, I suppose I should say a few words on the subject. To begin with, many of the things that Fingerguns's eulogists write make absolutely no sense. For example, what do they mean by, "Fingerguns's principles provide a liberating insight into life, the universe, and everything?" Maybe reading that sentence backwards reveals a hidden message, or maybe it's simply the case that we find among narrow and uneducated minds the belief that Fingerguns can change his liberticidal ways. This belief is due to a basic confusion that can be cleared up simply by stating that Fingerguns is known for walking into crowded rooms and telling everyone there that illaudable peddlers of snake-oil remedies are easily housebroken. Try, if you can, to concoct a statement better calculated to show how rabid Fingerguns is. You can't do it. Not only that, but he claims that his way of life is correct and everyone else's isn't. That story is full of more holes than a cheap hooker with a piercing fetish and a heroin habit.

It saddens me that when I say that Fingerguns's disquisitions are scornful, I mean it. I don't mean that they remind me of something scornful or that they have one or two scornful characteristics. I mean that they are scornful. In fact, the most scornful thing about them is the way that they prevent people from seeing that if you were to try to tell Fingerguns's faithfuls that we are indeed living in scummy times, they'd close their eyes and put their hands over their ears. They are, as the psychologists say, in denial. They don't want to hear that if Fingerguns honestly believes that some of my points are not valid, I would love to get some specific feedback from him.


So, does Fingerguns's oversized ego demand that he perpetuate the nonsense known technically as the analytic/synthetic dichotomy? I guess it just boils down to the question: What would his response be if someone suggested that he uses people and destroys lives without compunction? While that question may not be as profound as "What's the meaning of life?" or "Is there a God?", on a television program last night I heard one of this country's top scientists conclude that, "I shall spare no effort to prevent the Fingerguns-induced catastrophe I foresee and save our nation from its time of deepest humiliation and disgrace." That's exactly what I have so frequently argued, and I am pleased to have my view confirmed by so eminent an individual.

For those of us who make our living trying to set the record straight, it is important to consider that he has made it known that he fully intends to control, manipulate, and harm other people. If those words don't scare you, nothing will. If they are not a clear warning, I don't know what could be. Lest anyone be under the misapprehension that skin color means more than skill, and gender is more impressive than genius, let me clarify that his propositions symbolize lawlessness, violence, and misguided rebellion—extreme liberty for a few, even if the rest of us lose more than a little freedom. Fingerguns's eccentricity is surpassed only by his vanity and his vanity is surpassed only by his empty theorizing. (Remember his theory that all it takes to solve our social woes are shotgun marriages, heavy-handed divorce laws, and a return to some mythical 1950s Shangri-la?) I conclude this letter with an appropriate quote: "As long as I live and breathe, I will strive to stand uncompromised in a world that's on the brink of Mr. Fingerguns-induced disaster." I believe we all know who said that, don't we?



Lefter2 Ziua 1,872, 16:10


R. W. Reagan
R. W. Reagan Ziua 1,872, 16:10

fingerguns is a MISS!

Drugsmx Ziua 1,872, 16:19


CrackerJax Ziua 1,872, 16:19

Too... Many... Big... Words

Johannes Valkkynen
Johannes Valkkynen Ziua 1,872, 16:23


Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Ziua 1,872, 16:28


Artela Ziua 1,872, 16:29

Astounding level of ignorance in this article. I lolled.

Thorin II Oakenshield
Thorin II Oakenshield Ziua 1,872, 16:33

it's funny cause it's true

Cendorr Ziua 1,872, 16:35


Viarizi Ziua 1,872, 16:38

This article is accurate: Finger was a dude!

pop George
pop George Ziua 1,872, 16:42

who would be dumb enough to actually read this drivel about toilet paper? Ajay? cause AFA = Ajay Fingers (his own) Arse and needs some TP in real life, it would make so much more sense

Sir Gulden Draak
Sir Gulden Draak Ziua 1,872, 17:19


Kendo Yanar
Kendo Yanar Ziua 1,872, 17:30


but too friggen log for meh

Syz2 Ziua 1,872, 17:40

This article lacks actual detail. You think people will accept it for his sophisticated language relative to other articles, but you give no one reason to accept your point. What exactly makes you think the way you do about fingerguns? Why don't you speak of that. This article provides little to go off of. You should have a foundation of clear and explained facts before you start trying to word it eloquently.

My guess is you are just spilling out garbage about her for propoganda, rather than based off of actual facts, considering you don't even know FG's gender yet refer to her far in the past ("My opinion of Fingerguns hasn't changed ever since, ages ago") and clearly haven't spent much time in the eUS to base this article off of, considering your true patriot history. This alone makes your whole article non-credible.

This is just baseless propoganda. Vote for FG.

Syz2 Ziua 1,872, 17:44

Actually, this looks more like a "Replace [name] with Fingerguns" from some real life political article. It doesn't even seem to fit eRep.

Jon Barack Bluejacket
Jon Barack Bluejacket Ziua 1,872, 17:50

Always good to hear the Finnish perspective on internal American politics.

Now, please go back to Helsinki.

R. W. Reagan
R. W. Reagan Ziua 1,872, 18:01

This guy has never killed a thing for USA.

Bucephalus92 Ziua 1,872, 18:12

Wow these are all literally outright lies. You don't even know the gender of the person that you are writing an article about.

ligtreb Ziua 1,872, 18:30

This doesn't make any sense.

fingerguns Ziua 1,872, 21:49

This is the greatest article I've ever read in eRepublik.

Gnilraps Ziua 1,872, 21:52


Gnilraps Ziua 1,872, 21:52

Mr Fingerguns HAS certainly been busy after all... and he knows what we mean...

Rico Mc.Rico
Rico Mc.Rico Ziua 1,872, 21:56

Too many words, too few reliable "content". I also noticed a few informal logic fallacies which turns that speech into a fallacious one.

Hadrian X
Hadrian X Ziua 1,872, 21:59


Molly Emma
Molly Emma Ziua 1,872, 22:02

I dunno fg. That article with the recipe for how to prepare pigeon in a survival situation may edge this one out.

I'm glad I'm not the one who pays for $5 words though. That's quite a vocab.

Bristel Akina
Bristel Akina Ziua 1,872, 22:02

Oh my god, if fingerguns was a man... hubba hubba...

Civil  Anarchy
Civil Anarchy Ziua 1,872, 22:13

There's actually no arguments in this entire article. You build up rhetoric as if you're about to say something logical, but then skip to another line of thought entirely. It's blatantly obvious that you only know these words, but fail to have any ability to structure coherent constructive ideas, and instead rely on the assumption that people will simply think that what you're saying is true.

I think the most apparent thing here is that you constantly claim to know what Fingerguns does, and talks about, while literally ANYONE who reads her articles is aware that she's a female. The fact that you don't know that shows you've literally never paid good attention to any of her actions or material.

Evil.Elvis Ziua 1,872, 22:14

i love how there's like 3 people in the ENTIRE U.S.A. that can pronounce your name.

Lemon Vodka
Lemon Vodka Ziua 1,872, 22:24

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

fingerguns Ziua 1,872, 22:27

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


Lonestar 2
Lonestar 2 Ziua 1,872, 22:28

Brilliant work. : )

Lonestar 2
Lonestar 2 Ziua 1,872, 22:29

I STAND AGAINST MR. FINGERGUNS. He sounds like an asshat.

On a separate note, tomorrow I'm voting for fingerguns for President. ; )

Magnanimous Ziua 1,872, 22:43


Lonestar 2
Lonestar 2 Ziua 1,873, 23:10

You, sir, are an inspiration to us all.

My complaint about eRepublik:,23721.0.html

George Armstrong Custer
George Armstrong Custer Ziua 1,873, 23:18

what the....?

Waysted Ziua 1,873, 23:39

this is funny stuff. I think you just broke every rule for a good erep article. Good Job!

Satya Yuga
Satya Yuga Ziua 1,873, 23:47

Besides being an interesting mental exercise, as far as your convoluted vocabulary is concerned, this was ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back.

Jack Lantos
Jack Lantos Ziua 1,873, 00:07

It is obviously made with a letter generator, he just added "Fingergun" as the <insert name>

Fhaemita The Apostate
Fhaemita The Apostate Ziua 1,873, 00:19


ilphen Ziua 1,873, 00:26

at least you put up the toiletpaper feeling, now im gonna wipe my ass with your newspaper

Bia Pandora
Bia Pandora Ziua 1,873, 01:05

Not that I am a fan of fingerguns, FAR from it, but if you actually observed this person for so long, you'd know fingerguns is a "SHE".


Bia Pandora
Bia Pandora Ziua 1,873, 01:06

sorry just trying to pronounce that all American name of yours. Got something caught in my throat.

Curogane Ziua 1,873, 01:34

I personaly have a quite positive opinion of Fingerguns (which is based on facts and actions) and a needlessly "savant" article can't change it. Might do the trick for people with a limited comprehension of english.

It's a pity though. RGR has an actual chance in these elections to become the next POTUS and all this bs with such articles and fake candidates are ruining it IMHO...

stewy Ziua 1,873, 01:59

1. FG is a she, not a he

2. Just because you use big words, doesn't mean you are smart enough to use them correctly

3. You failed to finish even 1 coherent thought in the entire rambling "article"

4. Where do I request the last 10 mins of my life back?

5. I'll borrow/paraphrase from a comment above, "thanks for the toilet paper"

Director9 Ziua 1,873, 02:01

@curogane : a limited comprehension of English only? Think the whole excercise of this article was to use as many words out of the dictionary as possible 🙂

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Ziua 1,873, 02:03

I have to say, in all my years of reading thousands of articles on eRepublik, none have approached the sophisticated logic and well thought out in-depth reasoning you have achieved here. Bravo sir.

Drew Blood
Drew Blood Ziua 1,873, 02:06

Civil Anarchy
'...while literally ANYONE who reads her articles is aware that she's a female. The fact that you don't know that...'

Judging by their writing explain how you tell the difference between a man and a woman?
If you are judging solely on their Avatar then that would make 'Fluffer' a woman also.
Fingerguns was gone for 2 years and suddenly, along with a bunch of other well know citizens of the past, returns to run for President.

I have no proof that it isn't the original fingerguns, but ask yourself this: After 2 years would you come back?

weasel2 Ziua 1,873, 02:44

"Although brevity is the soul of wit I do need to say quite a bit more about how there's only one true drama queen around here, and Fingerguns is the one wearing the crown."

Random sample of WTF?

rasisti seppo ei anna muonaa
rasisti seppo ei anna muonaa Ziua 1,873, 03:23

lol only ace you got in pocket is i was mistaken with the gender. gl with that.

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