More Congress pls

Day 3,229, 13:54 Published in USA USA by Serendipitous


I am Caesar, and this is my message:

I again announce my candidate for WTP Congress. I flourish in an environment indulgent in human waste. Please vote for our candidate list come the 25th.

This month, Congress has accomplished almost nothing of note. We are in the process of unblacklisting Artela. We flew in the face of our current president. We utilized our angst, our hatred, and our ridicule for the betterment of this country, and I'd like to be a part of it again.

I have served previously as:

Speaker of the House
Deputy Speaker of the House
Congressional Whip (I balled so hard at this position)

I believe I am qualified for the beauty of this role. Let me know if you have any questions.

/s/

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