Here begins the Age of AWESOME.

Day 1,134, 23:35 Published in Australia Australia by Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen

Soundtrack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrLn8pm6EqQ&feature=related

Probably the worst kept secret in eAustralia is about to be revealed, but I will save that for later. First things first, after the initial issues with the ingame coding ADMIN have seen the logic of the Liberation of eAus and granted us a congress.

For those of you unaware, if a country does not hold any states it cannot create a congress and reverts to what is deemed ‘Open Citizenship’. With thousands of eIndo’s wanting to take over eAus, Open citizenship was the entire reason behind ‘Operation GTFO’ and I must admit even I am impressed by the outcome and have had many high ranking eIndo officials contacting me offering respect for what we were able to not only achieve but to do so while in eIndo ‘Prime Time’ when all their tanks and almost their entire force was online. We won in a whitewash across all states!

I promised eAustralia a battle like they had never seen before, I promised mayhem and chaos, I promised we would beat them. I promised support from the world. Many believed I was simply lying and buying time but when I pressed the Resistance War button in Tasmania, the world answered our call and we did indeed have a one day apocalypse.

Everything that has happened since is of no great concern to me, we prevented open citizenship and rescued eAus from a life time of PTO rule. Losing a few states to a massively superior force is unfortunately unpreventable given our present climate. However one thing has come out of this. The eIndo people know we can hurt them. This is from an article posted the other day;

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Kepada para pemimpin eBangsa kita

Beberapa hari ini di eAus terjadi sebuah hal yang mengejutkan. Larni Kaddlestorm, orang yang paling berpengaruh dalam perebutan tanah Australia dari tangan kita, bertengkar dengan pemerintahnya sendiri. Penyebabnya simpel, tuntutan tuntutan dia tidak dipenuhi oleh perdana menteri nya. Mengingat ia berhasil menyatukan Eden melawan kita, menurut saya, saat inilah saat terbaik kita menyerang, selagi Karni dan Dropbears nya sedang berkonflik dengan pemerintahnya, selagi eAussie terpecah seperti ini. Serang kembali eAussie sebelum Karni maju sebagai Perdana Menteri, karena melihat dari situasi politik eAussie, kemungkinan besar akan terjadi revolusi yang menempatkan dia dalam pemerintahan, dan ketika ini terjadi, eAussie mempunyai kans untuk dibantu oleh Eden. Dan kita tahu, kalau ini terjadi, maka bakal jauh lebih sulit untuk merebut kembali eAussie.

Semoga Bermanfaat

-G-

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To the leaders of our eBangsa

Some of today in eAus happens a surprising thing. Larni Kaddlestorm, the most influential people in the struggle for land in Australia from our hands, arguing with their own government. The reason is simple, he claims demands are not met by his prime minister. Considering he managed to unite Eden against us, in my opinion, this is the best time we attack, while Karni and his Dropbears being in conflict with his government, while eAussie divided like this. Attack again eAussie before Karni forward as Prime Minister, because the view of the political situation eAussie, most likely will be a revolution that put him in the government, and when this happens, eAussie have a chance to be assisted by Eden. And we know, if this happens, it would be far more difficult to regain eAussie.

Hopefully Helpful

-G-

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Obviously, since they called me a HE I am going to have to get serious with our pleasant neighbours 😉 I also believe this article alone confirms why I must make the following announcements and I do believe this is keeping in touch with what many of the population are feeling.

You want strong and determined leadership with the ability to make things happen? You want a Government who does more than simply sit back with no dreams, desires or ambition? You want someone who does not bother with trolling or spreading lies and rumours. Let me introduce myself,

My name is Larni Kaddlestorm, Bane of eIndonesia and architect of the greatest defeat their nation (although I didn't do that much, still it sounds awesome) has ever known and I will be running for the Country Presidents position in January. Once more I am not alone, my cabinet is simply put the best of the best. Each one an expert in their field with the knowledge and abilities inherent with their experience.

My cabinet is unfortunately not a new player friendly one in as far as ministers are concerned. I have not done this deliberately however I do not think it is the time to risk new players to the burdens of doing what must be done. My cabinet are ready to hit the ground running, there will be no initiation period, there simply is not enough time. However anyone is invited to apply to the ministers for assistant and deputy positions.

I will give my ministers free reign to do what it is they excel at and offer very minimal interference in their duties. So here we go:

Deputy Prime Ministers: Cottus Arci/Sir C0nstant

Advisor: Colin Lantrip

Senate Liaison: Derek Apollyon

Chief of Staff: Callumh123

Minister of Foreign Affairs: Wally Wilson

Minister of Defence:
Venja

Minister of Public Relations: Aussie Bloke (includes Minister of Education/Babyboom/Health)

Minister of Industry : Tim Holtz

Minister of Immigration /Head of NSA: Hinokai

Minister of Finance: Srg91

If there has ever been a better cabinet line up I am yet to see it and thus give this the:


Larni