Here begins the Age of AWESOME.
Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen
Soundtrack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrLn8pm6EqQ&feature=related
Probably the worst kept secret in eAustralia is about to be revealed, but I will save that for later. First things first, after the initial issues with the ingame coding ADMIN have seen the logic of the Liberation of eAus and granted us a congress.
For those of you unaware, if a country does not hold any states it cannot create a congress and reverts to what is deemed ‘Open Citizenship’. With thousands of eIndo’s wanting to take over eAus, Open citizenship was the entire reason behind ‘Operation GTFO’ and I must admit even I am impressed by the outcome and have had many high ranking eIndo officials contacting me offering respect for what we were able to not only achieve but to do so while in eIndo ‘Prime Time’ when all their tanks and almost their entire force was online. We won in a whitewash across all states!
I promised eAustralia a battle like they had never seen before, I promised mayhem and chaos, I promised we would beat them. I promised support from the world. Many believed I was simply lying and buying time but when I pressed the Resistance War button in Tasmania, the world answered our call and we did indeed have a one day apocalypse.
Everything that has happened since is of no great concern to me, we prevented open citizenship and rescued eAus from a life time of PTO rule. Losing a few states to a massively superior force is unfortunately unpreventable given our present climate. However one thing has come out of this. The eIndo people know we can hurt them. This is from an article posted the other day;
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Kepada para pemimpin eBangsa kita
Beberapa hari ini di eAus terjadi sebuah hal yang mengejutkan. Larni Kaddlestorm, orang yang paling berpengaruh dalam perebutan tanah Australia dari tangan kita, bertengkar dengan pemerintahnya sendiri. Penyebabnya simpel, tuntutan tuntutan dia tidak dipenuhi oleh perdana menteri nya. Mengingat ia berhasil menyatukan Eden melawan kita, menurut saya, saat inilah saat terbaik kita menyerang, selagi Karni dan Dropbears nya sedang berkonflik dengan pemerintahnya, selagi eAussie terpecah seperti ini. Serang kembali eAussie sebelum Karni maju sebagai Perdana Menteri, karena melihat dari situasi politik eAussie, kemungkinan besar akan terjadi revolusi yang menempatkan dia dalam pemerintahan, dan ketika ini terjadi, eAussie mempunyai kans untuk dibantu oleh Eden. Dan kita tahu, kalau ini terjadi, maka bakal jauh lebih sulit untuk merebut kembali eAussie.
Semoga Bermanfaat
-G-
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To the leaders of our eBangsa
Some of today in eAus happens a surprising thing. Larni Kaddlestorm, the most influential people in the struggle for land in Australia from our hands, arguing with their own government. The reason is simple, he claims demands are not met by his prime minister. Considering he managed to unite Eden against us, in my opinion, this is the best time we attack, while Karni and his Dropbears being in conflict with his government, while eAussie divided like this. Attack again eAussie before Karni forward as Prime Minister, because the view of the political situation eAussie, most likely will be a revolution that put him in the government, and when this happens, eAussie have a chance to be assisted by Eden. And we know, if this happens, it would be far more difficult to regain eAussie.
Hopefully Helpful
-G-
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Obviously, since they called me a HE I am going to have to get serious with our pleasant neighbours 😉
I also believe this article alone confirms why I must make the following announcements and I do believe this is keeping in touch with what many of the population are feeling.
You want strong and determined leadership with the ability to make things happen? You want a Government who does more than simply sit back with no dreams, desires or ambition? You want someone who does not bother with trolling or spreading lies and rumours. Let me introduce myself,
My name is Larni Kaddlestorm, Bane of eIndonesia and architect of the greatest defeat their nation (although I didn't do that much, still it sounds awesome) has ever known and I will be running for the Country Presidents position in January. Once more I am not alone, my cabinet is simply put the best of the best. Each one an expert in their field with the knowledge and abilities inherent with their experience.
My cabinet is unfortunately not a new player friendly one in as far as ministers are concerned. I have not done this deliberately however I do not think it is the time to risk new players to the burdens of doing what must be done. My cabinet are ready to hit the ground running, there will be no initiation period, there simply is not enough time. However anyone is invited to apply to the ministers for assistant and deputy positions.
I will give my ministers free reign to do what it is they excel at and offer very minimal interference in their duties. So here we go:
Deputy Prime Ministers: Cottus Arci/Sir C0nstant
Advisor: Colin Lantrip
Senate Liaison: Derek Apollyon
Chief of Staff: Callumh123
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Wally Wilson
Minister of Defence: Venja
Minister of Public Relations: Aussie Bloke (includes Minister of Education/Babyboom/Health)
Minister of Industry : Tim Holtz
Minister of Immigration /Head of NSA: Hinokai
Minister of Finance: Srg91
If there has ever been a better cabinet line up I am yet to see it and thus give this the:
Larni
Comments
gl larni 🙂
I support this team and the future of Australia
inb4trolling
Best of luck Larni
Good luck Larni.
Hottest "He" I have ever met.
There are times, when you wake up, get a cup of coffee, open the newspaper, and that one announcement gives you a big broad smile.
o7 Madam To-Be-Prez!
TEAM AWESOME \o/
Now... if we can have a region or two by the 5th 😛
" I do not think it is the time to risk new players to the burdens of doing what must be done."
So WHEN do we introduce new players to the cabinet?
Today, Tomorrow and a Year from now, Indonesia will ALWAYS be a threat.
At some stage we have to blood new people. What do we do when people like Cottus take a 2 month break (which they are allowed to do) - we need quality people to fill-in - and they only way they can be as good, is by giving them a go.
Fresh blood is the key to the future, without it, the population decreases and our defence weakens.
I'm not saying it's a bad cabinet, but it can be better and it needs fresh blood.
Soundtrack added 🙂 I find it fitting
Good Luck 😉
Damn it Matahari! I saw your name and just ate five golds and got ready to fight!!!!!
In all seriousness thank you. Perhaps you could come to eAus and join Team Awesome as well 😉
Couldn't read without commenting
Larni, don't you know there isn't "he" or "she" in Indonesian?
Here in Bahasa Indonesia, "Dia" could mean anything, from "he" or "she" or even "it"
nuff bout that, just wanna say, eRepublik without eAustralia = eGraveyard for eIndonesia. So let's have bloody battles between two nations once again..
GL Larni🙂 eAussie needs some Awesome atm o/
Larni running for cp, the process is nearly complete. 1 party state and now this.
God have mercy on everyones soul. It's funny how it's only me and a few others speaking out while the rest of the cowards sit in silence too scared to do anything.
Good luck, old friend
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Hail Karni!!!
Karni for eAustralia!!!
I see my name!
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Larni, don't you know there isn't "he" or "she" in Indonesian?
Here in Bahasa Indonesia, "Dia" could mean anything, from "he" or "she" or even "it"
nuff bout that, just wanna say, eRepublik without eAustralia = eGraveyard for eIndonesia. So let's have bloody battles between two nations once again..]]
Thank you Riboplavin, I didn't know that.
I actually know very little about your country. I hope to learn more, and not just in the war cry screaming banshee type but the information that could help our countries communicate better.
Thank you to all the positive comments
woo go Larni! Larni will into CP!
GL Larni.
Big thumbs up from me!
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Ya, I knew. The only language eIndo and eAus communicating with was troll language
above me is one of those spam trolls 😑
gl Larni!
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you're using my article as a stepping stone, cool 😛
err, First, I perfectly understand that you are a woman, and as my countrymen said, dia can be used for both boys and girls, etc, etc .
Second, good luck with the election, thought with the way things are going, you probably won't need it.
"Damn it Matahari! I saw your name and just ate five golds and got ready to fight!!!!!
In all seriousness thank you. Perhaps you could come to eAus and join Team Awesome as well"
You know what, we (eIndonesian) people isn't a type who like to be called 'traitor'. We have a dedication for our nations.
Good Luck with team Awesome 😉. I am your fans in the battlefield.
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You better not be a ranga, because i swear to god something like this happened before and it didnt end good.
Srsly though, you have 100% of my support.
Good luck Larni
Good Luck Larni
Good luck from eBulgaria guys!
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pretty sure giliard didnt claim to be awesome lol so larni is awesome what r you barney stinson now hes the only person i think says im awesome all the time
Shadow, Barney is awesome 😉
Barney Stinson for eGod.
Oh yeah, and good luck Larni 😉
Good luck to the PM candidate.
GL Larni and all the candidates.
Good Luck Larni... u have my vote (from eIndonesia)
😁V