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Ohai WeThePeople,

I’ve just about reached the end of my term which means that I’m up for my final trial. I need to convince you, the voter, that I’m worth putting up with for another month. And despite minor eye problems; I’m actually pretty pumped for that.

I mean, we’ve honestly had an amazing month. We’ve created a functioning Cabinet that actually worked- That’s a staff of 10+ people that has lasted an entire month, making around 250+ posts so far this term. My competition talks about making a functioning Cabinet. Man, I’m waaaay ahead of them.

We put forward two new programs to increase media and forum activity. On the topic of forums, thanks to the WTP community and efforts by Martin Reichert we made 500+ posts this month. Forum activity boosted by thousands of percentile thanks to an innovative push that I championed to move our activity to WTP Public. It worked beautifully.

Every election notice has went out on time and properly, thanks to our Communications team. Tomorrow night I set up our media team after touching base with the interested writers- The first media team in months! We’ve got the Congressional recruitment program coming out right at the end of the term; A program where our Congressmen take on the role of recruiters, helping Recruitment Director annonymous with the ongoing mission of taking on #2.

We’ve put forward a discussion and agreed to update our stance on vote buying- Allowing WeThePeople media to be put into the public realm with ease. And on the note of policy updates- I have 3 discussions waiting to go to vote that would fund two awesome programs, take away an outdated piece of legislature and radically restructure our party’s freebie program.

I’ve put out at least an article a week. We elected our second ever WeThePeople Country President. We hold 4 positions in the Cabinet. And all this, in the midst offf…



Gentlemen. I believe that’s what would classify as F****ng. Amazing.

When this month started, I laid out 10 goals, one for teh lulz. Of those goals, about 90% were completed with 5 days left to go. And we elected a President! And we put out the highest number of Congress articles of any party! And loads of other stuff!

TL😉R- When I say I’m going to do something, I do it. Hale delivers. WTP wins.


Point Taken; I’m apparently out of goals to achieve. So, why do I want another month? Welp, I've still got plenty vision left to give.

Five point plan;

#1- Uphold massive forum activity by ranting about mine and other people’s lives

#2- Average a 1 member increase per day with the help of our new Congressional Recruitment Program and Newish Recruitment Team.

#3- Keep one piece of WeThePeople media in the media everyday, all day, starting in week 2.

#4- Promote the hell outta Feed The World

#5- Keep our Congressmen Active through revitalizing the 1 article mandate, following discussion.


Hundreds of posts, 30 new members, 23+ pieces of WTP Media, FTW Promotion and active Congressmen. And hell- I’ll make DMJ’s reelection a goal too, barring he cuts me off from the coke stash.

WeThePeople is the best party in eAmerica. Help me, help us, keep it that way.


Aside: How awesome is Hale4PP? Awesome enough to get an endorsement outta the (formerly?) dead Country President Fingerguns.

Not awesome enough? Got one from the current Country President too, just in case.