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Forward Canada Supports...

Day 1,869, 21:11 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Armour144

My PR team assured me this picture would attract the general population to my article

After a thrilling party vote on the matter, Forward Canada has decided to stay out of this election and instead ponder more meaningful things, like what type of shampoo does Rylde use? Or does he use shampoo at all?
We've got a list of like 60 of these things (not all about Rylde though) and its gonna take some time to work through them.

Would you look at that mustache

I assure you all that our fully funded laboratories are definitely not researching ways to force people to reproduce and send their children off to take part in our experiments. Nope. We stopped doing that hours ago and haven't looked back because we gave our neck muscles up in the name of science so it is physically impossible to look back.

Good day to you all.

Armour144
Forward Canada Party President

Comments

Armour144 Day 1,869, 21:11

Half fish, half human, all sexy.

TemujinBC Day 1,869, 21:14

Rylde does not use shampoo.

Shampoo uses Rylde.

Rylde Day 1,870, 01:46

Be more intresting to atleast have a breakdown of the vote

Venerable Day 1,870, 05:37

As long as the reason isn't because you want to refrain from having to attach Rylde to your name, because hes the boogey man, then I can respect this choice.

Leo Balzac Day 1,870, 06:29

weak. as the saying goes, "Sh!t or get off the pot."

Master Lobban Le Rub Klitoris Day 1,870, 06:50

crisfire Day 1,870, 08:13

weak. as the saying goes, "Sh!t or get off the pot." x2

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