Federalist Party PP Run

Day 3,392, 09:36 • Published in USA France • by Jacqueline Berlin

So I am running for PP of the Federalist Party, and here are some p good reasons as to why you should chose Dorit.

Our party is Center-right, so we're basically conservative.
What color represents conservatism?
Red.
What colors are Doritos?
Red. (We're talking about nacho cheese here guys)
What is my real name?
Dorit(o).

If you couldn't tell by what was stated above let me spell it out for you;
I'm essentially the embodiment of conservatism.

If this didn't get your vote you clearly aren't good enough.

*also for every vote I receive I will give out 1 free bag of doritos