Elections in 3 days

Day 743, 15:56 • Published in Canada Canada • by CoIoneI Sanders

This after noon around 14:23 E Republic time Malaysia had secured Sabah in the war Philippines. All of Malaysia allies had created a total of 1 072 505 fights and a total damage of 28 852 154. We taught the Philippines who to mess with.
With elections in 3 days so far we now have 5 candidates running for president.
For the Dal we have Derek Harland.
For the Canadian Progressive Front we have Banach.
For the Canadian social Democrats we have Dominik. Supported by 4 parties.
For the Canadian Paradox party we have Gaius Julius Caesar00.
For the Democratic Action League we have Bruck.
So far no party has selected any goals for the elections so it’s going to be a tight race.
This Christmas is around the corner anyone who leaves a comment on papers that talk about Christmas including this one will receive a gift. Now this is not a bribe to read my paper I’m just in the Christmas spirit. Now that that’s finished I got some really good jokes…..


Santa Hates Your Kid
8. Kid's letter to North Pole comes back stamped, &quot😉ream on, Chester!"
7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes
6. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling.
5. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left is foam packing.
4. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a Reindeer head in his bed.
3. Instead of "Naughty" or "Nice", Santa has him on the stupid list
2. Labels on all your kid's toys read "Straight from Craptown."
1. Four words: "Off my lap, Tubby!"

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,” What are you charged with?"
&quot😉oing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.
"That's no offense", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened."