Dropbears Missing?
Day 789, 17:00
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by Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen
It seems I will never get to do my Party President victory speech. I had put aside time today to present it but again something more disturbing has occurred.
As many of you are aware the Australian Military Party is home of the most elite soldiers in this country as well as the young up and comers who will one day take their places on the front lines.
Since my election our numbers have steadily grown as future senators and politicians join up. Even a handful of raw recruits have entered our ranks and many more are on their way.
It is for this reason that I have not felt the need to announce that the AMP is looking for senators and congress people. While you are indeed welcome to join and run in the elections this is not a sales point I feel the need to address, nor is it the reason I come before you today.
It is with grave concern that I must announce to you that my Dropbears are missing.... not just one or two but all of them. The Elite Soldiers of the Australia have not returned from their adventure on overseas. Even with the influx of members to the AMP our numbers are substantially down. I will not give you exact figures other than to say that many Dropbears and Soldiers are yet to return.
I have only a single note from Cerb about their plans for questionable behaviour in Gauteng and watching the latest news articles I see that our soldiers have indeed been acting with contempt for the Brazilian oppressors of that nation. Our soldiers are providing the inspiration and the foundation for the revolution that will see SA freed of Brazil. We are restoring pride to a people who have long since forgotten what it is like to be free.
However, It is my intent, when our soldiers eventually return home to send every single AMP Dropbear and elite soldier into the naughty corner for a minimum time of five minutes where they will reflect on the worry and concern their ‘ill behaviour’ has caused me.
Rest assured Brazil that the misbehaviour of the Australian troops will not go unpunished.
In the meant time I urge all Australian citizens to take notice of the news and for the soldiers keep in close contact with your CO’s and XO’s.
My last point regards the former ADP and its members. My offer of sanctuary remains and from what I have seen only I have offered you a home where you can keep your political views. Unfortunately, other parties have seen the PTO as a cure for their membership concerns.
I trust you will see to the truth of these matters and wish you luck in the future.
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ANPMaxxxxx - ANP a party for all Australians!
We got a little delayed after a few troops started sampling the booze in the duty free store at the airport. Should be back soon 😃
Private widdows9000 really hit the Gauteng wall hard, but instead of heading to a hospital, he ran into a Manchester United pub and hasn't been seen since!
The cheap beer is too tempting. Must....resist...
"My last point regards the former ADP and its members. My offer of sanctuary remains and from what I have seen only I have offered you a home where you can keep your political views. Unfortunately, other parties have seen the PTO as a cure for their membership concerns.
I trust you will see to the truth of these matters and wish you luck in the future."
So your saying because YOU said ADP members may come to YOUR party that your not trying to just get the numbers up. Right i got you 😉.
Now now Lews just because I won't let ADP members come in and take leadership roles in AMP like you wanted to there is no need to be snipey.
ADP members need to keep their community together and not simply merge into other parties and it is up to their leaders to actually show leadership in the face of adversity.
Now now Larni yes i came over from ADP i never said one word about leadership not one word. On your article your telling the ADP members that the AMP is the only party to go to. That the other party's are there to try to boost there member count... I laughed you are clearly trying to boost your own member count with this sanctuary crap any real left winger would know this. Oh and larni I'm sad to say but this all of a sudden leadership role that you have been given has kinda gone to your head.
Aw Lews you're still upset?
It's a commonly known fact that the amount of numbers needed to oust ADP from top 5 are huge. Whittling them into every party going around is a waste of time and will see the death of the ADP. Oh look there isn't even an ADP anymore.
So where have your people gone? Can you contact them all to reform when the time is needed? I doubt it.
If you can walk into another party and demand OP and leadership rights all the power to you but I always said that the ADP members would remain separate from AMP.
I simply did as I said I would.
You continue to go on about this crap about wanting leadership i never said one thing about it...I see what your saying lets not let all the members split up fair enough. The only thing I'm saying is why should they go to AMP over any other party you tell me that? Oh wait i know why because you treat them so well don't you like youv treated me well? And even more stupid is you want lefty's to join a right winged party but there will be a section for you...Bullshit...
*he only thing I'm saying is why should they go to AMP over any other party you tell me that? *
Cause I can only speak for my own party and when I posted it (the original one) I was the only one to offer what help and assistance I could.
If other parties want to offer then let them offer. So far I haven't seen one that says they want to keep the members grouped together.
*keep the members grouped together.*
lol that sounds almost racist.... but you know what I mean
You don't want to group the members together you want enough members to be a top 5 party...
And the reason why the other party's arnt attempting to steal members is because they want the average ADP member to choose my them self's what party they wish to join.
Lews you have to chill out a bit, I know your party just got PTO'd but concentrate that anger towards the person who PTO'd you. As far as I can see Larni wasn't offering anything any other party isn't and does not expect the the ADP people to stay once the ADP is restored. Larni made an offer, if you don't like it don't join....simple as that.
Btw the AMP is a centre party (we are the only true right-wingers) 😛
keep the members grouped together.
i agree all members should group together and form a nice long line headed to the ANI 😛
Seriously though Larni shouldnt be condemed for offering a place/party or sanctuary for former ADP members as Adam has said Larni made an offer, if you don't like it don't join and 1 should be able to write in 1s newspaper without being attacked
if u dont like dont read it i guess
If the comments posted here represent the usual bickering to found within eAustralian politics, it sounds like the best paid job in Parliament House must be the nursemaid who constantly washes floor dust from spat dummies between nappy changes.
Lack of unity severely weakens our eGlobal potential, and will restrict us from ever rising as a superpower.
bugger off Lews you're sounding like a world class tosser