Dirty jokes

Day 1,934, 08:43 • Published in USA Norway • by Morten Asphaug

Here are some dirty jokes for u guys



* What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don't do dick.

* I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

* Q: Why did the dick go to the 7-11?
A: To get a slurpee.

* What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching!

* Why is 77 better than 69? 'Cause you get 8 more!