Dear citizens of eRussia!
ProPain666
Dear citizens of eRussia!
As we all know eSweden is alone capable of taking over eRussia within 48hours at any given time. In order to make sure this does not happen I therefore urge eRussia to show your everlasting love of eSweden by sending over the folloing supplies to the SWE goverment:
-Gold
-Money (All currencis are acceptable)
-Resources
It would be wrong for me to give you any direction when it comes to the specific amounts and I am sure you will use the common sence the eRussian people are famous for.
If you accept this condition, you will get opportunity to cooperate with the strongest eWorld power and take part in offensive campaigns.
There is no hidden tricks or egoistic interests. We will give you absolute freedom of choice and action. That is our gesture of friendship.
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Nop, I wouldn't remove you from the e-world map.
Try moar.
Dear dude, ur normandic help prob. too tight for ur skull...(after ur offer)We think that u know about friendship as much as about instinct of self-preservation(self and own country)...Please make an exuce...or we make Russians more closer with Danes)))
I will overlook the rude comments from uncultivate farmboys and instead let the actions of the eRussian elite decide the future.
As some eRussians has had problems finding out where to send their gifts I would like to make the following addition to my above article.
Please send all your gifts directly to me and I will forward them to the correct parties.
I would also like to thank those that already has sent over some modest gifts and I can assure you that your show of friendship won´t go unansweard.
U prob. already get gifts like "We(Russians) can show u(Swedss) our rockets for ur pockets" - Well, some of u(Too europeans gUys) ll watch on that show...
Come on redHead(all 100% vikings r ginger - like jews) stop that provocation, U know that Sweden is none as power... and as we can see as provocateurs too)...
As shown and proven by all the support I´ve recived in private messages from friendly and intelligent eRussians there will always be some rotten apples around the tree. The rotten apples I am speaking of here are BadOnelsBad, Sunbeliver and their followers.
I urge the rest of the eWorld not to let these rotten apples spoil your picture of the friendly eRussian people.
Donate me all
-Gold
-Money (All currencis are acceptable
or it will be too late...
Butthurt?
If you experience that AntonKommunist you should probobly talk to your doctor. Generally it is always a bad thing when you have pains in your "Lower abdomen".
From what I have heard "Butthurt" is a very typical condition for people in the eRussian military forces so may i be so bold to suggest that you should look for maybe an external/internal source for you pains?
Get well soon.
Indeed, "butthurt" is a condition known to affect many contemporary eRussian citizens. Informed sources state it is produced by a rogue gene which causes the secretion of a glutinous, acidic liquid from deep inside the Russian sphinctre.
Anthropologists put this down to the excessive amounts of residual bear semen found in frozen female corpses located in various places throughout modern-day Russia. They surmise that all too often in Russian history the native women have been forced to mate or release tensions with their ursine cousins due to A) the lack of sufficiently-sized appendages on the male folk, and 😎, they just like the cock.
Leaders in this field and their counterparts in the fields of zoology and social science go on to state that this is the reason we see bear persecution in present-day Russia; because the male-dominated society still has lingering vestiges of animosity toward them, deeply ingrained in the cultural roots.
One cannot fault the Russians for this.
Would you like to see your sister get done by a big hairy bear while you were just hanging around your chopping block with nothing to do? I thought not.
Ironically, Russian society could eliminate all the butthurt if they just boned their women properly - however, said glutinous, acidic liquid that regularly secretes from their nether-regions does tend to spoil such moments. Hence the women (who these days of course do not actually "do it" with bears) get extremely hairy from all the pent-up testosterone wafting in the air, ultimately leading to a socially crippling Catch-22 situation for the Russian citizenry.
Hence, we have to endure not only Russian butthurt and their exceedigly hairy women, but bear-dancing will likely remain part of society until said symptoms get resolved and the malefolk get their "malefolk" back.