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Cutting edge political commentary

Day 951, 22:07 • Published in Australia

• by Wisebeardman

To all those at the top of the political ladder in Australia, this is a time for reflection. It is a time for you to take a long, hard look in the steamy bathroom mirror.

I do not need to tell the people of this country that there is something fundamental missing from Australian political discourse. Never mind the Indonesian COWS that threaten the very existence of this country and its institutions. Forget them, for the solution I am proposing will make us immune to anything the beardless devils in Indonesia may throw at us.

Please, good people of Australia, I urge you, give me a moment of your time to explain.

Follow this link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDdIdr385tY&feature=related

and everything will be made clear, my point proven, in song format, by a troop of highly intelligent, manly troubadours who have insights into the human soul that can only come from men who possess an extremely potent facial blanket.

End Transmission.