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Contract between Publius and Admin(s)

Day 996, 11:30 • Published in USA USA

• by Publius

This contract is between Publius and Admins.

- Admins agrees to read and answer all the e-mail sent by Publius to the support, moderator and/or admin via the contact form.

- Admins agrees to stop fooling around with "We have forwarded your message to the person responsible for assisting with this matter" since Publius is no tard.

- Admins agrees to fix bugs so Publius can enjoy the game and start inviting his friends without being ashamed.

- Admins agrees to start moderating the forums and media sector.

- Admins agrees take their responsibility in all ongoing scams and cheats.

If the contract will be broken, Publius is entitled to 5000 Gold and his own island somewhere in Pacific Ocean where from he will rule the whole world as an Emperor. Publius will also be given 21 fresh concubines and 600 midgets as entertainment.

~ Publius

Former Everything of eUSA
Feels the need
Because it's still relevant a year and a half later

Comments

Publius Day 996, 11:30

manu propria

gagah Day 996, 11:34

Emerick e grozav :awesome:

Charmader95 Day 996, 11:43

Can I borrow your contract and just replace "Publius" with "Charmader95"? 😛

Radar.2 Day 996, 11:46

Admins don't recognize contracts anymore. You have been cheted 😮

BubaDelikvent Day 996, 11:54

admins have finally met their match

Gates Schellinger Day 996, 12:00

Is it just me or does this contract make you sound foreign?

mjmnum1 Day 996, 12:02

He is foreign, he's obviously asking to get ownership of his home island of Palau.

Dell Fargus Day 996, 12:16

eRep stopped honoring contracts back in the spring.

Farmer Harvey Day 996, 12:34

i lol'd hard

Devan Kronos Day 996, 13:16

I died laughing XD

Aerofluff Day 996, 14:18

Well, I'd paste in a Publius fist, but since the admins broke their own comments which have no paragraph returns anymore, it would just come out as gibberish. But you get the spirit of the idea.