Contests and the winners.

Day 3,128, 09:02 Published in Estonia Estonia by Ripperi

Okay, The competition is over. And the prizes will be given out.


The map grid.

Julianos Kristofentus chose Grid nr. 47, which led him to the harbor areas of Tallinn.

After a while of walking around he found a passed out Finn near the local alcohol store.



Even though his bad smell and loud snoring he approached the Finn, and found his wallet.

500 EEK, and a pistol in one pocket.



Next up would be Eesti Mees with his choise of grid nr. 48.

He tries fishing, and caught nice Q5 food fishes, he brags everyone he caught 40, but really caught only 20. While fishing, he sees no Finns, apart from one drowned floating to shore.

He sees that the drowned Finn has a belt bag, and there he finds a gold bar and small amount of EEK (100)


How could it fit in that bag?



Next contestant would be Pedersprii with grid nr.23.

Pringel-sprii is swimming around because he is a Pringel. He finds some Pike-perch that act really strange.

Upon closer inspection they have aspergers disorder. Pringel-sprii catches them, while locating old Russian sub.



Even though obviously hazardous, Pringel-sprii checks the sub, and found some rather new weapons (Q5 x 10) and contracts a somewhat concerning amount of radiation.

After all, some weapons and 25 Q7 Pike-Perch make the trip worthwile.



The Finnish minister of auti- i mean Defence Lord Morgoth Bauglir Chose grid nr. 42.

He is scouting the seas, when he spots a Finnish destroyer closing in to a Russian Battleship.

To his surprise the Finnish ship opens fire on Russian ship. Even though trying to communicate with the Finnish ship, he only gets answers "spurdo spärdö, sprälrlärlrär"


The pride of Finnish Army.

The Russian ship quickly destroys the ship, and from the wreckage floats ashore "Spurdo"-soldier of finland, with a small pack of Q7 (30) weps, and small amount of FIM (250)



Then N2SS Chose Grid nr. 17

As you move around the sector you chose, you feel strangely drawn towards this small populace called Eura.

You start to smell beer, and upon trailing that smell, you can hear someone faintly spurdoing, and sounding a little bit autistic.

At your sight you locate Ripperi, visibly drunk, posting really boring stuff to Erepublik, while message spamming the feeds.



He bribes you with 2000 EEK and 10 Gold's and 100 Q7 tanks to not reveal his position or true identity.



Contestant Viineripirukas Chose Grid Nr. 13.

Walking around the lakes can be relaxing, and fun.



You see mostly summer cabins, Finn couples arguing drunk, Finn arguing drunk with themselves.

Just when you thought you wouldnt find anything remarkable, you see on the edge of a forest something odd.

Upon closer inspection, it is a bunker.



Inside the bunker you see a skeleton, some canned food (Q2 x 200), rifles (15 x Q2). the skeleton is sitting on a crate.

Inside the crate is 5 pieces of gold, and a notebook, which is filled with text of Russia invading Finland, and someone escaping to sweden.



Next is Hitti-Litti with grid nr. 10

Well, you are the Finnish King of Football, and your best talent is in football.

So you join the local team with a short contract.



To your misfortune, during pregame warm-up you twist your knee, and cant play, but at least you get paid while being injured, and get to eat the prematch lunches.

Prize : 500 Fim and 50 Q5 food.



Virvu decided to take a trip to grid nr. 29

You arrive to Mariehamn, the Swedish speaking town of Finland.



Upon arrival you are shocked that the local populace are unwilling to co-operate with you because you do not know swedish.

At least the Hesburger had a Finnish menu on side, with English also.

You notice that the Finnish speaking Finns are also in a bind with swedish language. Some of the luckier Finns know how to order a beer at a restaurant.

The Finnoswedes are really looking down on you and other tourists that are not fluent with Swedish.



The finnish speaking finns are looking really anxious, and lacking alcohol, when you get an idea.

You order a Liner from Estonia to do a trip to Mariehamn, while you tell the Finns that they get cheap beer and food from there, although they have to pay for the ferry.

The Finns get really cheered up about it, and pay your requested money.

One tourist was so moved by your gracious act, that he gives a package of Lenkkimakkara (4 x Q7) from his belt bag.

All in all, you gathered 2500 EEK and a package of delicious lenkkimakkara from your trip to Mariehamn.



Last Contestant is Dodo Moron who chose Grid nr. 1

You decided to travel to the centre of the Bothnia Gulf. You know that even though there is no land, you will find something.

You decided to go to flea market, and buy the cheapest boat, lifejacket and some sputnik era motor to the boat.



You set sail for the gulf of bothnia, going slowly but surely, you think that the trip will be worth it.

After few hours, the boat starts to leak the seawater inside. You have no way to get rid of the water.

You put on the life-jacket and jump in to the ocean. You feel the jacket is dragging you in to the water, instead of keeping you afloat.

Still you will keep them on, and paddle for a few hours.

Just when you are feeling too tired, you see a yacht. You shout for help, and for your luck, the Yacht owners drag you in to their boat.

You are greeted by an older man that looks really wealthy and friendly.



He gives you some of his food on the yacht (25 x Q7) and helps you back to Estonian soil.

Then you remember the lifejacket, and wonder why it was so heavy. You rip the fabric open, and realize the jacket had Gold bars instead of styrofoam (6 pieces).



Okay, thats it for today, i will be spamming the media later on.

T: Jonne